# Stand-up (Funny) People Threads and Polls -- A Survey

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 1, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990 "2011-06-01T18:42:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990/1 "2011-06-01T18:42:17Z")

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Starting May 24, several of us have posted threads dealing with various aspects of stand-up comedy and/or funny people in general.

Here is a chronological list of threads and polls I am aware of. Using a poll example, here are the meanings of the lines in each entry:

[Who's Funnier, Gervais or Izzard? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=609745) \<\< URL \>\>  
Poll: Who’s Funnier, Gervais or Izzard? \<\< Title \>\>  
05-24-2011, 01:18 PM \<\< date and time started \>\>  
Zeldar \<\< OP \>\>  
Yesterday 07:42 PM \<\< latest post date and time \>\>  
by Ceejaytee \<\< latest poster\>\>  
105 2,503 Cafe Society \<\< replies views forum \>\>  
Voters: 244 \<\< number of unique voters \>\>  
Eddie Izzard 186 76.23% \<\< leading vote-getter \>\>

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> **[Who's Funnier, Gervais or Izzard?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=609745)**
>
> Discuss as you see fit, but vote for your preferred comic, please.

Poll: Who’s Funnier, Gervais or Izzard?  
05-24-2011, 01:18 PM  
Zeldar  
Yesterday 07:42 PM  
by Ceejaytee  
105 2,503 Cafe Society  
Voters: 244  
Eddie Izzard 186 76.23%

> **[Who's Funnier? Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=609865)**
>
> The Gervais-Izzard thread’s popularity suggests another such comparison. If you know of another pair (or group even) whose humor needs evaluating, start a thread/poll on them. One I’d like to see: Bill Hicks vs. Mitch Hedberg

Poll: Who’s Funnier? Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman?  
05-25-2011, 08:22 AM  
Zeldar  
05-27-2011 10:52 AM  
by beartato  
35 827 Cafe Society  
Voters: 56  
Maria Bamford 36 64.29%

> **[Who was/is Funniest?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610018)**
>
> Pick your favorite from the list.

Poll: Who was/is Funniest?  
05-26-2011, 08:34 AM  
Zeldar  
05-27-2011 02:58 PM  
by longhair75  
30 951 Cafe Society  
Voters: 130  
Richard Pryor 51 39.23%

> **[Convince us your favorite comedian is funny, in three YouTube clips or less.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610068)**
>
> There are a bunch of comedy threads up right now, with people discussing what is/isn’t funny in them. In at least one of these threads several YouTube videos of funny bits from the comedian in question have been posted as an example of why said...

Convince us your favorite comedian is funny, in three YouTube clips or less.  
05-26-2011, 01:48 PM  
NAF1138  
Yesterday 03:26 PM  
by Left Hand of Dorkness  
26 1,041 Cafe Society

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610078](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610078)  
The Funniest Comic/Comedian – a search for names for a poll  
05-26-2011, 02:30 PM  
Zeldar  
05-29-2011 09:02 AM  
by Zeldar  
46 743 Cafe Society

> **[Who is the most annoying/unfunny stand-up comic? (multiple choice)](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610183)**
>
> I thought it would be interesting to put this out there as an accompaniment to the other recent stand-up polls and discussions. These names are off the top of my head, chosen based on my perception that each could conceivably be considered annoying...

Poll: Who is the most annoying/unfunny stand-up comic? (multiple choice) \<\<\< closed \>\>\>  
05-27-2011, 10:34 AM  
Mean Mr. Mustard  
05-27-2011 01:49 PM  
by twickster  
29 668 Cafe Society

> **[Who is the most annoying/unfunny stand-up comic? (Now with multiple choice!)](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610205)**
>
> I thought it would be interesting to put this out there as an accompaniment to the other recent stand-up polls and discussions. These names are off the top of my head, chosen based on my perception that each could conceivably be considered annoying...

Poll: Who is the most annoying/unfunny stand-up comic? (Now with multiple choice!)  
05-27-2011, 01:11 PM  
Mean Mr. Mustard  
Yesterday 06:27 AM  
by Gyrate  
80 2,317 Cafe Society  
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 176  
Carrot Top 76 43.18%

> **[Everyone voting in the Unfunny Stand-up Comic poll is wrong.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610287)**
>
> Because they’re not familiar with the comic genius of Daniel Songer.

Everyone voting in the Unfunny Stand-up Comic poll is wrong.  
05-28-2011, 01:41 AM  
Haunted Pasta  
05-29-2011 02:33 PM  
by Zeldar  
3 325 Cafe Society

> **[The Funniest Stand-up Comic (Your Top Five)](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610345)**
>
> This is a Multiple-choice Honor-system Poll Pick your Top Five Stand-up Comics (all time) The source data are those names that were mentioned more than once in The Funniest Comic/Comedian – a search for names for a poll which was started...

Poll: The Funniest Stand-up Comic (Your Top Five)  
05-28-2011, 03:09 PM  
Zeldar  
Yesterday 07:49 PM  
by Max the Immortal  
36 854 Cafe Society  
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 105  
George Carlin 50 47.62%

> **[Really Funny Women?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610358)**
>
> Aside from the female comics who rank high on the unfunny poll and the few that made it to the funny poll, aren’t there some decent female comics we could vote on for who’s funniest? YouTube clips to support your opinion(s) would be nice, but let’s...

Really Funny Women?  
05-28-2011, 05:33 PM  
Zeldar  
Today 12:33 PM  
by Zeldar  
54 1,119 Cafe Society

> **[Who is the SECOND most annoying/unfunny stand up comic?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610495)**
>
> I think it’s pretty much been declared in this poll that the Top 'O the Carrot is the most widely reviled stand up in the history of stand up. But wait, there is still drama waiting to be played out. Who’s number two? (an appropriate designation,...

Poll: Who is the SECOND most annoying/unfunny stand up comic?  
05-29-2011, 09:44 PM  
Mean Mr. Mustard  
05-30-2011 06:24 PM  
by gonzomax  
15 477 Cafe Society  
Voters: 42  
Dane Cook 13 30.95%

> **[Funny Women Preliminary "A-L"](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610660)**
>
> Honor-system. Limit your votes to 5. See other preliminary poll(s) for additional names \<\< poll on the way – give it a few minutes \>\>

Poll: Funny Women Preliminary “A-L”  
Yesterday, 01:38 PM  
Zeldar  
Today 10:35 AM  
by Zeldar  
11 245 Cafe Society  
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 39  
Tina Fey 28 71.79%

> **[Funny Women Preliminary "L-T"](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610661)**
>
> Honor-system. Vote for 5. See other preliminary poll(s) for more names. \<\< poll on the way – give it a few minutes \>\>

Poll: Funny Women Preliminary “L-T”  
Yesterday, 01:46 PM  
Zeldar  
Today 11:06 AM  
by Zeldar  
9 247 Cafe Society  
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 31  
Gilda Radner 17 54.84%

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These statistics were gathered just before I started this thread, so odds are they will have changed some by the time your read this.

I’d like some discussion about these threads and polls and what (if anything) you make of the whole topic and its SDMB results.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990/2 "2011-06-01T20:53:58Z")

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I think it clutters up the boards and is silly anyway, because humor is subjective. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not calling for them to be closed, I can ignore them perfectly well. But you asked, so I am answering - I have been ignoring them as best as I can. 🙂

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**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990/3 "2011-06-01T23:28:44Z")

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It looks like Zeldar and Mean Mr. Mustard are the ringleaders. As posting is costless, there is no reason for them to not post their queries into standup. While I enjoy standup, I also find that I have a specific sense of humour and no amount of cajoling will get me to like somebody I find unfunny.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990/4 "2011-06-02T01:38:32Z")

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> [@phreesh](#):
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> It looks like Zeldar and Mean Mr. Mustard are the ringleaders. As posting is costless, there is no reason for them to not post their queries into standup. While I enjoy standup, I also find that I have a specific sense of humour and no amount of cajoling will get me to like somebody I find unfunny.

Some ringleader - I only started two. (one doesn’t count because I had it locked because I forgot to make it multiple choice).  
mmm, off to start another 😃

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990/5 "2011-06-02T12:52:32Z")

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Among the things I’m curious about is the participation. Since these are in chronological order, do the number of replies, views and voters say anything significant?

Or is participation more a matter of specific topic being voted on?

If you participated in one (or more) but not all, what drove you to participate or not?

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=609745](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=609745)  
Poll: Who’s Funnier, Gervais or Izzard?  
105 2,503 Cafe Society  
Voters: 244

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=609865](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=609865)  
Poll: Who’s Funnier? Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman?  
35 827 Cafe Society  
Voters: 56

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610018](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610018)  
Poll: Who was/is Funniest?  
30 951 Cafe Society  
Voters: 130

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610205](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610205)  
Poll: Who is the most annoying/unfunny stand-up comic? (Now with multiple choice!)  
80 2,317 Cafe Society  
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 176

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610345](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610345)  
Poll: The Funniest Stand-up Comic (Your Top Five)  
36 854 Cafe Society  
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 105

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610495](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610495)  
Poll: Who is the SECOND most annoying/unfunny stand up comic?  
15 477 Cafe Society  
Voters: 42

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610660](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610660)  
Poll: Funny Women Preliminary “A-L”  
11 245 Cafe Society  
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 39

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610661](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=610661)  
Poll: Funny Women Preliminary “L-T”  
9 247 Cafe Society  
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 31

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990/6 "2011-06-11T12:41:06Z")

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bump

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stand-up-funny-people-threads-and-polls-a-survey/583990/7 "2011-06-12T22:20:38Z")

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Old threads that deal with similar issues:

> **[Your All-Time Favorite Comic/Comedian](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=194233)**
>
> If we could have a Comedy Olympics and award a gold medal to the person who has exemplified the most consistently funny act or routine, who would it be? Some candidates: Jonathan Winters Brother Dave Gardner Dennis Miller Robin Williams Rita...

Your All-Time Favorite Comic/Comedian  
06-29-2003, 10:28 AM  
Zeldar  
07-02-2003 02:10 PM  
by Hey, It’s That Guy!  
51 598  
Cafe Society

> **[Funniest Comedians: How your tastes have changed](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=329093)**
>
> In my earliest awareness of comedy, aside from cartoons at the movies and when all that was available was either radio or movies themselves, I thought these guys were funny: Red Skelton Jerry Lewis Lou Costello The Bowery Boys I could only...

Funniest Comedians: How your tastes have changed  
08-07-2005, 01:57 AM  
Zeldar  
08-07-2005 02:39 PM  
by marque elf  
19 513  
Cafe Society
