# Standin' in the shower, thinkin'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/standin-in-the-shower-thinkin/433688>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 16, 2008, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/standin-in-the-shower-thinkin/433688 "2008-01-16T01:43:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/standin-in-the-shower-thinkin/433688/21 "2008-01-16T20:42:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
I sympathize in all earnestness, but how does first story relate to second story?  
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'Cause they’re both about friends who suddenly revealed an attraction to their friend.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/standin-in-the-shower-thinkin/433688/22 "2008-01-16T20:43:37Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]  
'Cause they’re both about friends who suddenly revealed an attraction to their friend.  
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:smack:

_bows out politely, still :smack:ing_

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/standin-in-the-shower-thinkin/433688/23 "2008-01-16T20:50:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
I sympathize in all earnestness, but how does first story relate to second story?  
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They were supposed to relate??? Funny, I thought I was posting to MPSIMS…

No, no. I’m kidding. I kid. **WhyNot** hit the nail on the head. The situation with LTF just got me thinking about the old situation with DF. One of those moments where you just go “WTF?”

Now I’m glad I left out all the other stuff that almost made it’s way into the story about LTF’s other friend who claimed I was a witch and casting spells on her and several other people making them try to dress/act like I. I could easily have rambled much worse than I did. I am good like that.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/standin-in-the-shower-thinkin/433688/24 "2008-01-16T22:07:39Z")

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This thread is kinda hot in a confusing-hard-to-follow sort of way.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/standin-in-the-shower-thinkin/433688/25 "2008-01-16T22:45:13Z")

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My response to “I’ve always wanted to suck your dick” would be “Oh yeah? Me too.”

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/standin-in-the-shower-thinkin/433688/26 "2008-01-16T22:54:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
My response to “I’ve always wanted to suck your dick” would be “Oh yeah? Me too.”  
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HAHAHAH! As a side note – DF was actually capable of licking his own eyebrows. He had the longest natural tongue I have ever seen. I have little doubt that he would have been able to suck his own dick.

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