# Star Jones files for divorce **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 23, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582 "2008-04-23T19:10:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582/21 "2008-04-24T20:06:31Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] Instead of divorcing her husband, wouldn’t it be easier to just eat him? [/QUOTE] Star, honey, finish your vegetable. ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582/22 "2008-04-24T20:11:16Z")
If she says she’s not had any weight-loss surgery or lifts done, she’s a freaking moron. Her hubby ought to be glad to get rid of her. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582/23 "2008-04-24T20:35:10Z")
[QUOTE=BaneSidhe] If she says she’s not had any weight-loss surgery or lifts done, she’s a freaking moron. Her hubby ought to be glad to get rid of her. [/QUOTE] I believe she admitted to doing so eventually. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582/24 "2008-04-24T23:44:53Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] I believe she admitted to doing so eventually. [/QUOTE] Did she get a money back guarantee–she’s downright scary looking to me. She looks like a Bratz doll come to life. Chucky’s got nothing on her. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582/25 "2008-04-25T00:00:35Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Star, honey, finish your vegetable. [/QUOTE] With the ongoing rumors, shouldn’t that be “finish your fruit”? ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582/26 "2008-04-25T02:18:55Z")
Well, can -anyone- say that they didn’t see this coming? Heh. Did she think that she could “turn” Al? I’ve been waiting for this shoe to drop ever since Al got arrested in the middle of the night, and that was about a year ago. I don’t know why the media continues to give Star Jones play–although since she whored for her wedding, why does she think she deserves a “private” divorce? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582/27 "2008-04-25T02:25:47Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] With the ongoing rumors, shouldn’t that be “finish your fruit”? [/QUOTE] And it looks like she has. On the subject of her intelligence, compared to Whoopi (now on The View) I think she’s probably slow; compared to Sherri “I don’t know if the world’s flat or not!” Shepherd (who was I think her official replacement) she’s Stephen Freaking Hawking (though I do like Sherri on _30 Rock_). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-jones-files-for-divorce/446582.md?page=1)