# Star Trek and Enterprise songs by Dopers (since neithe Viva nor Kn\*ckers is doing it) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 22, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250 "2003-03-22T01:25:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/21 "2003-03-24T02:23:40Z")
This is working out to be better than I thought it would. Cool. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/22 "2003-03-24T02:24:30Z")
**Kn\*ckers** , I’d love to hear one from you, if you’re up for it. **NCB** : You noticed the limp too, eh? Do you think he’s got a bad back or a bum hip or what? ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/23 "2003-03-24T02:41:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Achernar \* > \*\*I guess most of these are about _Enterprise_, so here’s a song more along those lines. > \*\* That was brilliant, **Achernar**! It captures Archer’s personality so well… 😉 Now I kinda wish I had my Trek filks on this computer – I’d love to post “Dukatian Rhapsody”… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/24 "2003-03-24T04:20:25Z")
**Archernar** ’s “We Will Survive” was brilliant. I don’t think anyone’ll be beating that one. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > > **NCB** : You noticed the limp too, eh? Do you think he’s got a bad back or a bum hip or what? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/25 "2003-03-24T04:58:08Z")
Look at NCB’s “Aqualung” parody, towards the end. Archer does walk kinda funny. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/26 "2003-03-24T05:02:46Z")
Ah, gotcha. I try to forget everything I read by **NCB**. If I retained it all, I wouldn’t have room for anything else. 😃 Oh, by the way… Tars, I think **NCB** ’s trying to impugn your delicate flower’s honor. “_Hoshi mated with a gimp, Archer has a funny limp_”. :eek: He’s saying she slept her way to her position! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/27 "2003-03-24T05:08:42Z")
I didn’t catch that! What a horrific thing to say. 😃 He was actually referring (not too clearly) to the guy she bedded on Risa. Right? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/28 "2003-03-24T05:08:51Z")
The series premier intimated a back story to Hoshi and Archer knowing each other. Whether it was an SO type relationship was left very open. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/29 "2003-03-24T05:10:37Z")
But, yes, the Aqualung verse referred to Risa shagg’n ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/30 "2003-03-24T05:10:48Z")
You took “knowing” to be the biblical kind, eh? My Garsh, can’t you slashy types ever just accept the idea that two people can just be, you know, platonic pals??? :rolleyes: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/31 "2003-03-24T05:13:07Z")
Hoshi Sato-Archer? Or maybe in the the 22nd Century, it’d be Jonathon Archer-Sato? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/32 "2003-03-24T05:14:51Z")
Yeah, like when Picard called Riker “Mr. Troi” in **Nemesis**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/33 "2003-03-24T05:20:14Z")
I’m thinking of a song in the style of REM’s _Everybody Hurts_, but it would be _Everybody Lives_ since no one ever dies in ENT. Or a song to celebrate Eminem’s Oscar… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/34 "2003-03-24T05:22:16Z")
Ooh… I might have to try and bust out a freestyle. I didn’t even think of rippin’ off Mr Mathers. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/35 "2003-03-24T05:25:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I’m thinking of a song in the style of REM’s _Everybody Hurts_, but it would be _Everybody Lives_ since no one ever dies in ENT. > Or a song to celebrate Eminem’s Oscar… \*\* * * * The Em parody would be more fun…though it would take longer to do. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/36 "2003-03-24T05:30:07Z")
When I DJ-d, I did all sorts of rap covers and adaptations. Just gotta find the lyrics so I can get the proper… beat syntax, if you will… Enterprise is rollin’ a rollin’ Decon gets me all a swollen a swollen ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/37 "2003-03-24T05:43:09Z")
\*\* vivalostwages \*\*: Actually, I just made that up. I thought that’s what this thread was about. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/38 "2003-03-24T05:52:15Z")
It is about whatever you want to post that is a song, whether parody or original, about ENT or any Trek. Keep 'em coming! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/39 "2003-03-24T05:54:46Z")
We’re just not smart enough to come up with our own, **Sam** … we need templates. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250/40 "2003-03-24T13:35:33Z")
Ok, **Kn\*ckers**. Your turn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-and-enterprise-songs-by-dopers-since-neithe-viva-nor-kn-ckers-is-doing-it/163250.md?page=3)