# Star Trek : Beyond - Trailer is here!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 14, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432 "2015-12-14T18:16:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/1 "2015-12-14T18:16:12Z")

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Looks fun - personally - can’t wait -

you bashers can have fun with it all you want.

“well, that’s typical”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/2 "2015-12-14T18:20:18Z")

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**simster** , you got the booger video, instead!

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/3 "2015-12-14T18:21:03Z")

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Here’s the [real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw) one.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/4 "2015-12-14T18:22:11Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> **simster** , you got the booger video, instead!

Fixed it on edit - that was a hellofa thing.

“lets not do that again”

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/5 "2015-12-14T18:24:34Z")

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“I used to listen to the Beastie Boys back in the 20th Century! I have all five of your albums!”

“That was 300 years ago. We have seven now.”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/6 "2015-12-14T18:25:29Z")

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[Principal Skinner] Oh, mercy! [/Principal Skinner]

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/7 "2015-12-14T20:08:48Z")

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Let’s hope that this is the first _and_ last time the Beastie Boys are ever invoked in the Star Trek universe.

I’m not 100% sure, but one of the aliens that popped up in there looked like a Jem’Hadar to me. It’d definitely be interesting to see the Dominion introduced into the new timeline if that’s what they’re going for.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/8 "2015-12-14T20:19:17Z")

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IIRC, Beastie Boys is a callback to the first Abrams ST movie - they are playing when young Kirk steals the car.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/9 "2015-12-14T20:22:38Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Let’s hope that this is the first _and_ last time the Beastie Boys are ever invoked in the Star Trek universe.

Third and last anyway. Kirk listens to them in the first two JJ Abrams movies.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/10 "2015-12-14T20:27:05Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> **simster** , you got the booger video, instead!

OK, the 6-year-old in me has got to know. What video was this? 😃

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/11 "2015-12-14T20:29:59Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> OK, the 6-year-old in me has got to know. What video was this? 😃

Seconded. I do love a good clipboard error, me.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/12 "2015-12-14T20:35:14Z")

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Anyway, I see J.J. has maintained one of the central tenents of Trekdom: that Starfleet can get its ass kicked by absolutely anybody who cares to show up.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/13 "2015-12-14T20:40:50Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> OK, the 6-year-old in me has got to know. What video was this? 😃

> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> Seconded. I do love a good clipboard error, me.

In the “Because I know how much the SDMB loves their zit videos…” thread, there is this post with this link:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18937287&postcount=28](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18937287&postcount=28)

BEWARE! Disgusting, clinical, fascinating–NRAL\* material. You have been warned!  
\*Not right after lunch.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/14 "2015-12-14T22:53:33Z")

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Hmmm. Looks maybe 20% less lens flare, so I’m in.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/15 "2015-12-14T23:12:05Z")

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I don’t get it. That was an okay Fast and Furious trailer, but where was Vin Diesel?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/16 "2015-12-14T23:15:02Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> Anyway, I see J.J. has maintained one of the central tenents of Trekdom: that Starfleet can get its ass kicked by absolutely anybody who cares to show up.

True, but this time at least it looks like someone new. Isn’t that one of the Trek guidelines? You know, “Seek out new life and new civilizations who can crush us like bugs”?

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/17 "2015-12-14T23:19:05Z")

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Looks eminently missable to me. ☹

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**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/18 "2015-12-14T23:25:25Z")

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I’m glad they are going in a more thoughtful and emotional direction rather than a slam-bang action adventure direction.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/19 "2015-12-14T23:27:56Z")

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> [@randwill](#):
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> I’m glad they are going in a more thoughtful and emotional direction rather than a slam-bang action adventure direction.

Yeah, and with a lot less CGI and fewer special effects too! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-beyond-trailer-is-here/740432/20 "2015-12-14T23:51:41Z")

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> [@randwill](#):
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> I’m glad they are going in a more thoughtful and emotional direction rather than a slam-bang action adventure direction.

I got your “thoughtful” Star Trek [right here](http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/Kirk_surrounded_by_Tribbles-481x360.jpg)

[and here](http://www.theviewscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/thegamestersoftriskelion2-500x378.jpg)  
[and here](http://s444.photobucket.com/user/caribbeandad/media/TBBS%20Caption%20Contest/nightinsickbay_021.jpg.html)

oh and [lest we forget](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--H-mZyiQ7--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/19dgf5ajmfc2pjpg.jpg)

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