# Star Trek characters at a singles bar **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 22, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730 "2003-05-22T03:16:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/21 "2003-05-22T19:45:31Z")
Holographic Doc: “Please state the nature of your current level of sexual arousal”. Morn: " " ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/22 "2003-05-22T19:47:56Z")
Seven of Nine: “I want you now. **Comply!!!** ” (gosh, I just had a vision of Jeri Ryan saying that to me… :D) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/23 "2003-05-22T19:56:19Z")
Picard: Make it so, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/24 "2003-05-22T19:56:33Z")
A red-shirt from the OS: “baby, i’ll be dead after the next away mission, so how about it?” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/25 "2003-05-22T20:02:18Z")
A red-shirt from the OS: “baby, i’ll be dead after the next away mission, so how about it?” Jadzia Dax (to another Trill): My symbiotic life-form and you’re symbiotic life-form would get on together just fine! Sisko: Wanna enter MY wormhole, honey? Major Kira: I ORDER you to defile my temple! Odo: Nerys, you make me take the form of a 12" long rod! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/26 "2003-05-22T20:05:01Z")
Dammit Jim! I’mm not a proofreader! My posted should’a read: "D’Abo girl to JAKE Sisko: “Wanna enter MY wormhole, honey?” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/27 "2003-05-22T20:10:40Z")
The Pakleds: “uhhhh… umm… uh… we’re virgins… uhhh…” ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/28 "2003-05-22T21:13:27Z")
“Hey baby, check out _my_ Genesis Device, heh heh…” “How’s about I route my deuterium emissions through your main deflector, if you know what I’m saying, heh heh…” “_Pon farr._ Back room. Now.” “As a Romulan, I’m extremely depressed about recent depictions of my species and culture in the mass media. As a result, I’m feeling quite vulnerable and in need of love. More ale?” “Sorry, it just wouldn’t work out between us. You’re black on the _left_ side…” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/29 "2003-05-22T21:51:36Z")
“Whoa! Re-routing power to the primary injector!!” “Baby, I’d like to breach your warp core…” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/30 "2003-05-23T03:44:40Z")
A Tamarian: “Sokath, his eyes uncovered. Clinton and Lewinsky, at the White House.” ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/31 "2003-05-23T03:51:33Z")
Data: “I am. . . fully functional. Shall I demonstrate?” Tuvok: “Captain, might I suggest the most logical course of action would be to ride me like a pointy-eared stallion?” ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/32 "2003-05-23T04:15:35Z")
Hey, do you want to go where no man has gone before? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/33 "2003-05-23T05:16:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \* > \*\*\ > > “What level are _you_ on?” \*\* Ooh, **good** one! “A monk, a clone, and a ferengi decided to go bowling together…” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/34 "2003-05-23T05:18:37Z")
Wanna see my Rodenberry? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/35 "2003-05-23T05:21:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BMalion \* > \*\*[Kirk] > > Wanna see the _Captain’s Log?_ > > [/Kirk] > \*\* Oh, great. Sounds like Kirk has a scat fetish. Thanks for me not sleeping again, ever. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/36 "2003-05-23T05:51:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marley23 \* > \*\*Wanna see my Rodenberry? \*\* Best. Pickup line. EVER. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/37 "2003-05-23T06:41:43Z")
“Hey baby, your holodeck or _mine_?” Tripler I swear, I’ve never used this line. But I reserve the right to do so. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/38 "2003-05-23T07:37:53Z")
“Your co-ordinates or mine?” “Is that an alien lifeform in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “I predict that there is a 96.85 % chance that you will achieve an orgasm if you consent to mate with me.” ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/39 "2003-05-23T10:16:16Z")
From Scott Adams on “Trying to have sex with an alien” Human: May I touch that? Alien: That is not an erogenous zone. It is a separate corporeal being that has been attatched to my body for six hundred years. Human: It’s cute. I wonder if it would let me have sex with it. Alien: That’s exactly what I said six hundred years ago. PS. Picard Manouver isn’t original to me ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-characters-at-a-singles-bar/176730/40 "2003-05-23T12:12:35Z")
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