# Star Trek Enterprise 3x18 Azati Prime (spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 3, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299 "2004-03-03T14:09:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/181 "2004-03-18T19:18:05Z")
Nevertheless, Archer gots PMS. He may be a male, but he’s got it all the same. I say so. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/182 "2004-03-18T19:20:10Z")
Yes, I said “Gots” on porpoise. Back in the day, my brother was a directory assistant for Pac Bell. Some callers would ask for a number, he’d tell them it wasn’t listed, and they’d say, “But it gots to be!” Customers. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/183 "2004-03-18T19:26:52Z")
So, with the board going paid, are we going to have a full crew? Anyone going to opt out of paying and go AWOL? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/184 "2004-03-18T20:37:33Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > So, with the board going paid, Is there a link to that, Pal, or are you two weeks early? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/185 "2004-03-18T20:57:14Z")
I didn’t say it was going immediately, only that it was going. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/186 "2004-03-19T01:46:29Z")
The hell are you, Vrewman Daniels? 🙂 (Are you supposed to capitalize “Hell”?) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/187 "2004-03-19T01:54:08Z")
Vrewman Daniels? Is he part Indian by any chance? I used to be friends with a guy in middle school named Veekram and his family was from the subcontinent. Maybe they knew each other! (Hell is only capitalized if it’s the first word in a sentence or is specifically refering to the place, as in the sentence “I am going to go to Hell for posting the Dress Up Jesus thread in MPSIMS”.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/188 "2004-03-19T02:02:10Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Is he part Indian by any chance? It was a test and you did very well. You will not go to hell. I mean Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/189 "2004-03-19T02:05:20Z")
Well, not for that reason, at least. I think it’s one of my lesser crimes. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/190 "2004-03-19T15:11:42Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Vrewman Daniels? Is he part Indian by any chance? I think it’s a reference to Stanley G. Weinbaum’s “A Martian Odyssey.” “We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!” ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/191 "2004-03-19T17:37:55Z")
Excuse me, can you tell me where de nuclear wessels are? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/192 "2004-03-20T02:38:03Z")
Hm. Reading one of the millions of threads in IMHO and MPSIMS about who’s leaving and who’s staying, I’ve discovered that two of our own, \*\*athelas \*\* and **kasuo** , are going to leave us. I’d sponsor them to try to keep the crew together but I’m having to get a loan from a Ferengi loan shark to be able to stay on myself. Boo. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/193 "2004-03-20T02:51:38Z")
[Shameless self promotion.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4663000#post4663000) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/194 "2004-03-20T03:00:11Z")
Okay, I’m thinking some more about this and while I assume the most prolific of us ( **NCB** , **viva** , **tracer** , **cplant** , **Cervaise** , me) will stay, what about the guys that are regulars alongside us but don’t post anywhere near as often, like **Linus** , **Corner** , and **Wearia**? We’ve already lost **Kn\*ckers** and the threads haven’t been quite as enjoyable since. Damn it… the senior staff can’t take much more. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/195 "2004-03-20T03:20:32Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > but don’t post anywhere near as often, like **Wearia**? Do they have money in Canada? I think the bills freeze into a block, and the coins would freeze to your skin. They use barter, and I don’t think the Straight Dope takes Moose hides. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/196 "2004-03-20T03:26:28Z")
Where would a moose hide? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/197 "2004-03-20T03:33:41Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Where would a moose hide? Maybe they have cloaking devices, and you are being watched even now. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/198 "2004-03-20T03:36:31Z")
Huh, I was wondering why there kept appearing more and more dung behind my loveseat. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/199 "2004-03-20T03:38:14Z")
No, no. Moose are Canadian artillery. It’s the beavers, who’re their Navy (submarines and amphibious assault vehicles) and their assorted birds and flying squirrels that compose their Air Force that have the cloaking devices. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/200 "2004-03-20T03:41:19Z")
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