# Star Trek Enterprise 3x18 Azati Prime (spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 3, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299 "2004-03-03T14:09:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/281 "2004-03-30T05:07:41Z")
I’m not either. And CP won’t let me see older subscribed threads. Must be a glitch. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/282 "2004-03-30T05:10:10Z")
…in the Matrix. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/283 "2004-03-30T06:12:08Z")
We also gave an interview to a guy who writes for a Ventura paper; met a nice young fella from the ENT production offices whose voice is on the message machine (I told him I recognized it), and talked with the guy who edits the Star Trek Communicator magazine. Oh, and here are some very good butt-signing shots taken by one of the folks I was hangin’ with: [Connor signs Dominic](http://trip.houseoftucker.com/trinneerpage/moonlight/moonlight.html) Sorry to beat this into the ground, but it was pretty freakin’ funny and I witnessed the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/284 "2004-03-30T06:13:01Z")
Well, that sucks. The glitch, not your Matrix reference. Well, that sucked too but I meant the glitch. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/285 "2004-03-30T06:15:06Z")
God damn it. You keep on sneaking posts in. It was **NCB** ’s post that sucked, not **viva** ’s although **viva** ’s sucked too because she snuck it in there. I’d want to … sign Linda Park’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/286 "2004-03-30T14:29:06Z")
Has anyone seen **Tars**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/287 "2004-03-30T14:40:06Z")
Not only the above things, but I can’t unsubscribe a thread either. Tells me I’m not authorised. Double dumb ass on them. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/288 "2004-03-30T15:01:01Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > YOU SAW GARY LOCKWOOD!? He hasn’t been at a convention in parsecs! > > Catch my intentional goof, and you get a free extra year in the afterlife of your choice. Did you make a “Lucas”? If so, you can have your legion obsessive fans try and explain to away, like Luke french kissing his sister, and Vader suddenly becoming Luke’s father. Oh, and those horrid Ewoks rather then Wookies. Oh, and redoing the movies to insert Mini-jaba and Greedo shooting first. Well, you get the idea. 😉 I want a year of the afterlife that looks like a Coor Light commercial! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/289 "2004-03-30T16:16:08Z")
_I just realized that I haven’t been getting email notifications either. And I can’t subscribe or unsubscribe. If this sounds like “old news”, well I’m feeling behind (no not Hoshi’s) alot these days._ Thanks, **vivalostwages**! It was very nice of you to yell my name. Now I’m in the same company as **Aesiron** and Dominic Keating’s Ass[sup]TM[/sup]! > [@vivalostwages](#): > > I will let the preposition “to” slide by because it’s okay to use one at the end of a sentence if changing it would have made it awkward. It’s never okay. Just rearrange the sentence so that it doesn’t end in to. 😛 I mean, just rearrange the sentence so that ending it in to is what it doesn’t do. {I’m a poet and didn’t know it!} Uh, I mean, just rearrange it so that 1) it doesn’t end in to, and 2) it doesn’t end with one. Uh, I mean, a to. - No I don’t have a cold - why do you ask? Uh, uh … so, uh, what is it that you do do? {looks askance} _YOU SAW GARY LOCKWOOD!? He hasn’t been at a convention in light-years!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/290 "2004-03-30T16:45:05Z")
Haven’t seen \*\*Tars \*\* in a few days. While I miss him, I don’t mind the lack of competition. I have all her ass to myself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/291 "2004-03-30T16:46:57Z")
…Hoshi’s, not **viva** ’s. **NC** (ogenitor) **B** and I still have to share her. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/292 "2004-03-31T06:10:46Z")
GET OFF MY ASS!!! 😃 It was a black Sharpie on white skin. Right butt cheek. I saw it. Thought you’d appreciate details even if it was a guy. Linda doesn’t seem to be on the roster for any upcoming cons, unless they’re smaller or fan-run. Hmmmmmmm…could she be having stalker problems? It’s one of you guys, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/293 "2004-03-31T06:12:43Z")
Aes, I am making another cheapo tape for you, but I am putting some less important stuff at the beginning. It should be free and clear by the time you get to the new ER and Joan eps. I’ll try to find the regular 6 hr. tapes. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/294 "2004-03-31T06:58:50Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > … > Sorry to beat this into the ground, but it was pretty freakin’ funny and I witnessed the whole thing. What’s the matter? Are you concerned that your new obsession will cause you to become the butt of jokes in this thread? Don’t let the thought bum you out. We’re all behind you on this one. > [@Corner Case](#): > > It’s never okay. Just rearrange the sentence so that it doesn’t end in to. “This is the sort of English up with which I cannot put.” - Winston Churchill Please tell me that someone got the mildly obscure aside in my previous post. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/295 "2004-03-31T14:29:25Z")
A preposition is something a sentence should never end with. **Viva** , don’t be bummed. Just turn the other cheek. Go to a milk farm and smell the dairy air. Or just sit on it for a while. Bottom line: crack a smile. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/296 "2004-03-31T17:54:38Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Linda doesn’t seem to be on the roster for any upcoming cons, unless they’re smaller or fan-run. Hmmmmmmm…could she be having stalker problems? It’s one of you guys, isn’t it? How far in advance are conventions planned? I really would like to go to one one of these dyas if I have the chance and someone more interesting than Ethan Phillips is the main attraction. And no problem on the tape. I wasn’t annoyed by the lack of sound too much… after all, you get what you pay for. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/297 "2004-03-31T18:24:39Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > And no problem on the tape. I wasn’t annoyed by the lack of sound too much… after all, you get what you pay for. 🙂 Modern kids! Why, in my day, we didn’t have no high faluting tapes. With sound yet! No, we had to make due with sock puppets and we were glad to be able to do it. Why, we even had to use the neighbor’s socks. And it were a special occasion when they weren’t still wearin’ 'em. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/298 "2004-04-01T01:50:27Z")
Old songs come to mind: “She’s got freckles on her BUT she is nice…” “I wanna kiss her BUT she won’t let me…” Damn you all. Bunch of bums. Aes, check out the links to various cons here, but scroll way down to the bottom of the page so you can see them. Ignore the main page because it’s an April Fool’s joke for the time being. [http://www.triphammered.com/support.shtml](http://www.triphammered.com/support.shtml) Cons run all over the place, so I don’t know about your particular area. Creation holds its Official Trek-only cons in Las Vegas in the middle of summer. Also check Linda’s website and see if she has appearances scheduled: [www.lindapark.com](http://www.lindapark.com) I smell RUMP roast!! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/299 "2004-04-01T02:03:01Z")
That was a link to saving the show, not to conventions, **viva** , and I couldn’t make it past the splash page on Linda Park’s site. Mmm. I seriously think I have feelings for her. Not in a weird stalkerish way, just a really pathetic geeky way. I’m not sure which is worse. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/300 "2004-04-01T03:57:43Z")
Aes, I just checked that page a minute ago. You need to scroll ALL the way down to find the convention links. Really, they are there. Several ENT folks are scheduled for cons this year and next, but I still don’t know about her. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299.md?page=16)