# Star Trek Enterprise 3x18 Azati Prime (spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 3, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299 "2004-03-03T14:09:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/341 "2004-04-04T14:43:16Z")
1. I _really_ have to increase my share…heh 2. Did you tally those by hand? Wow! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/342 "2004-04-04T15:55:35Z")
He has no honor. Grrr * * * Actually, it would be intersting to see a break down like that on my NIFSTD at the six month mark. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/343 "2004-04-04T20:19:20Z")
Yeah. They were done by hand. I clicked on the “sort by number of replies” button and then clicked on the link that shows how many posts each person has made in each thread and then added them all with a calculator. NIFSTD already has an automatic logging program that tells each active member’s overall post count, **NCB**. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/344 "2004-04-07T00:32:20Z")
I got a callback today for that job mentioned earlier in this thread and I’ve got it. Whoo! It only lasts one and a half weeks but that’s about $500. The Great Bird of the Galaxy might not hate me after all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/345 "2004-04-07T00:50:40Z")
Congrats. Now you can buy beer and pie for us. 😛 Is it new episode week yet? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/346 "2004-04-07T00:54:24Z")
No. No thread up yet. And no beer either. I can’t stand the stuff so I sure am not buying it for you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/347 "2004-04-07T02:46:32Z")
Aes, I should be able to finish up your tape and send it this week. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/348 "2004-04-07T02:52:21Z")
No problem. 🙂 By the way, I \*finally \* got your Enterprise calendar that you sent me however many months ago. At least I assume it was you that sent it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/349 "2004-04-07T02:53:20Z")
> [@Wearia](#): > > Now you can buy beer and pie for us. What the Hell, my Northern friend? Beer and pie? Yuck. Unless rather than beer and pecan pie it is a British sort of pie, a meat pastie or whatever. In which case it is’nt yuck, but no thanks to the pie. And Aes, no problem about not liking beer. We will drink yours for you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/350 "2004-04-07T02:57:48Z")
If it’s a meat pie, there’s no telling what might be in there. Moose, squirrel, malamute, Inuit… there’s no telling with those crazy Canadians. And you can have my beer if you trade me some jager or tequila for it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/351 "2004-04-07T03:04:21Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > And you can have my beer if you trade me some jager or tequila for it. Oh, so now the truth is out! You’ll have my worm when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/352 "2004-04-07T03:10:25Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Moose, squirrel, [Boris Badenough] Kill Moose and Squirrel![/Boris Badenough] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/353 "2004-04-07T03:13:36Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You’ll have my worm when you pry it from my cold, dead hand! You’re a good friend and all but I don’t like you quite like that, man. Your worm is safe. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/354 "2004-04-07T05:58:21Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > No problem. 🙂 > > By the way, I \*finally \* got your Enterprise calendar that you sent me however many months ago. At least I assume it was you that sent it. Coulda been. Coulda been **tarragon918** , too. Yes, I’m writing fragments. Don’t care. Late. Punchy. Goo. ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/355 "2004-04-07T08:14:34Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I got a callback today for that job mentioned earlier in this thread and I’ve got it. Whoo! It only lasts one and a half weeks but that’s about $500. > > The Great Bird of the Galaxy might not hate me after all. 😃 Good for you, **Aes**. And it might only be a week and a half but if they like your work, you may get more out of it . That’s how I got the contract job I have now. They liked my previous work, so they brought me back. > [@Aesiron](#): > > And no beer either. I can’t stand the stuff so I sure am not buying it for you. I don’t see how one is related to the other. He didn’t say that you had to buy beer and drink it. He said that you could buy beer for us. But you can get yourself some tequila while you’re at it. Just get the good stuff in case we decide to share it with you (most cheap booze isn’t very good, but cheap tequila is _nasty_). ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/356 "2004-04-07T11:51:54Z")
Huh. Well, thanks to whomever sent it. I love the Hoshi month. 😃 And thanks for the pep talk, Linus. I just hope I can survive the day… I’ve only had three hours’ sleep. This is going to be a long shift. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/357 "2004-04-07T13:56:08Z")
_The Power of Positive Thinking_, by I.M. Kirok Page 327, paragraph 3: > [@](#): > > When entering any new environment, whether it be school, job changes, or sexual conquests, it is important to remember that most humans resent superior beings, no matter how benevolent or condescending you may be. Try not to display any super powers or hyper intelligence. Don’t fart on people and NO disintegration. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/358 "2004-04-07T23:31:08Z")
There was no farting or disintegration. I did manage to have lunch with a really cute girl though. If nothing else, that makes the sleep deprivation worth it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/359 "2004-04-08T03:42:35Z")
[_ **PANDA!** _](http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040406/480/re10204061623) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/360 "2004-04-09T02:04:04Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I did manage to have lunch with a really cute girl though. If nothing else, that makes the sleep deprivation worth it. 😃 You lucky kids. At my age, when I get to have lunch with a really cute girl, I get reported for sexual harassment. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299.md?page=19)