# Star Trek Enterprise 3x18 Azati Prime (spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 3, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299 "2004-03-03T14:09:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/361 "2004-04-09T03:53:23Z")
Back in school, I used to be shy around the girls. Nowadays, they call that stalking. I went out with a 15 year old. WHEN I WAS 15! šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/362 "2004-04-09T03:59:36Z")
I went out with a sixteen year old when I was nineteen but didnā€™t know her age at the time. Of course, if they have boobs, theyā€™re of marrying age in Tennessee. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/363 "2004-04-09T04:04:19Z")
I have boobs. Can you milk me? ## Wait a minuteā€¦ The scene that met the eyes of the homicide detectives was both grusome and funny. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/364 "2004-04-10T03:56:12Z")
Um, soā€¦ not that it impacts any of you guysā€™ lives but I thought you might want to know that I could possibly be transferring to the USS Oregon after a three month stint as the Plasma Conduit Cleaner on the USS Nebraska. You might have to use another courier ship to send me my packages, **viva**. I swear I will make this all up to you ASAP. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/365 "2004-04-10T08:09:15Z")
So, **Aes** , are you chasing them are are they chasing you? Or is it the one-armed man again? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/366 "2004-04-10T15:33:42Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I could possibly be transferring to the USS Oregon after a three month stint as the Plasma Conduit Cleaner on the USS Nebraska. Darn it, when are they going to get around to inventing self-cleaning plasma conduits? Back when we used electricity to power things, we never had to go around cleaning out the insides of the wires. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/367 "2004-04-10T15:50:02Z")
Really!? Then I just wasted several quatloos on this darned Internal Wire Cleaner Thingyā„¢! ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/368 "2004-04-10T16:15:47Z")
Eh. You would have just gambled them away anyway. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/369 "2004-04-10T16:54:25Z")
[Quatloos!](http://www.quatloos.com) (Iā€™m a member on their message board, and everything!) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/370 "2004-04-10T17:27:27Z")
> [@Linus Van Pelt](#): > > So, **Aes** , are you chasing them are are they chasing you? > > Or is it the one-armed man again? I have a job offer in Oregon paying $10.25 an hour to do light housework and keeping a friend company while watching TV and playing online. Considering my lack of a college degree and experience, (and not being able to find good work here for three months) this canā€™t be beat so I am chasing after it like a Ferengi would a bar of latinum. Just wanted to tell you guys since Iā€™m a huge geek and consider you amongst my best friends. (Yeah, Iā€™m a sap.) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/371 "2004-04-10T22:52:25Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I have a job offer in Oregon paying $10.25 an hour to do light housework and keeping a friend company while watching TV and playing online. Considering my lack of a college degree and experience, (and not being able to find good work here for three months) this canā€™t be beat so I am chasing after it like a Ferengi would a bar of latinum. > > Just wanted to tell you guys since Iā€™m a huge geek and consider you amongst my best friends. (Yeah, Iā€™m a sap.) You are a big mushy pile of GOO! šŸ™‚ I sent you a tape yesterday. Hey, good luck with the Oregon job! It sounds wonderful. Hell, Iā€™d take a job like that. New ENT eps start April 21! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/372 "2004-04-15T23:19:52Z")
New episode, ā€œDamage,ā€ airs on April 21. See you. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/373 "2004-04-17T02:13:22Z")
Iā€™ll probably be in Oregon by the time youā€™re ready to send it to me, viva. Can you sit on it\* for a few days to make sure the boss lady is okay with me giving her address out first. \*I donā€™t mean that literally. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/374 "2004-04-17T02:17:20Z")
Add a question mark to that question. My speaking and typing both have been atrocious this week. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/375 "2004-04-17T02:44:34Z")
Sorry for the triple post but \*\*tracer \*\* just popped in and then out of the SDMB IRC channel like some sort of Jemā€™ Hadar utilizing his invisibility field. Get back in here! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/376 "2004-04-17T04:54:05Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Iā€™ll probably be in Oregon by the time youā€™re ready to send it to me, viva. Can you sit on it\* for a few days to make sure the boss lady is okay with me giving her address out first. > > \*I donā€™t mean that literally. I took it as such, though. I will indeed SQUAT on it until you tell me to get up and send it. šŸ˜ƒ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299.md?page=18)