# Star Trek Enterprise 3x18 Azati Prime (spoilers)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 3, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299 "2004-03-03T14:09:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/61 "2004-03-04T17:32:52Z")

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> [@tracer](#):
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> What happened to the Enterprise I?

Two possibilities:

1. The letter “I” looks too much like the numeral “1”, so they skipped over it rather than risk possible confusion.
2. Around the time of the Enterprise-H, the alphabet was temporarily resorted in order to confuse invading hordes of obsessive compulisive aliens from the Beta Quadrant. The gambit was a success. The aliens were kept so busy reordering everything back into the traditional ABC alphabet they were easily defeated. People grew to love the new alphabetic order and it was kept on even after the invasion was over. I is now the 20th letter of the alphabet. J, on the other hand, was only moved up one position.

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/62 "2004-03-04T17:39:37Z")

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> [@fiddlesticks](#):
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> I is now the 20th letter of the alphabet. J, on the other hand, was only moved up one position.

M’Kay.

> [@tracer](#):
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> It’s very cold in space, Corner Case…

Yes. That’s why, **NoClueBoy** that Daniel’s wears that beatnik Michelin Man outfit. I think it has a little recirculating hot water pump in it.

Either that or it’s to protect him when he runs faster than the Speed of Time. If you think those measly little hydrogen atoms scattered throughout space cause problems with those Intake Manifolds, I can only imagine what they would do to a nice suit. Maybe That’s why it’s all black. It’s soot.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/63 "2004-03-04T19:08:26Z")

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Stop the presses. I liked this episode. A _lot._

Yeah, I hate what they’re doing with T’Pol. And yeah, I still utterly _loathe_ time travel stories, particularly in the _Trek_ universe.

But I thought this hour was all kinds of fun anyway.

They had actual _continuity!_ T’Pol remembers she went to Detroit! They still have the Xindi shuttle from last week! They didn’t all submit to a mass selective lobotomy to remove any useful information they might carry from episode to episode.

They had an actual _plot!_ You couldn’t tell from the first five minutes what would be happening in the last five minutes!

They had actual _characters!_ Archer was legitimately conflicted about knocking out the base on the moon, and it contributed to his decision-making later!

They had actual _consequences!_ The Xindi realized that they’d lost contact with the monitoring station and didn’t ignore it! And check out that tracking closeup in on T’Pol’s eyes when she realized the ship was about to be destroyed under her command!

And note a subtle touch that kept the “reset button” question up in the air: Sure, it’s possible the ship will be magically restored, but they made a point not to seriously injure any of the major cast members. You know when Hoshi or somebody like that gets killed, the reset button is imminent. This time, they killed a bunch of redshirts instead, and left the principals alone, so as not to give away future plot developments. It’s unrealistic, but necessary to keep us on edge.

More like this, please. Dare I hope the show has turned a corner? Actually, I note that almost all of the really good episodes this year have been written by Manny Coto. If Paramount decides to dump the Bermaga, they could certainly do worse than turning the show over to Coto.

> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Oops, two real grammatical problems: Degra says “Quick” when he should have said “Quickly.”  
> And Archer says “I had to try and stop you” instead of “try to,” which I’ve only posted a dozen damn times already.

One more: Somebody asks Degra a question, and he responds “momentarily” to say it’s going to happen in a minute or two.

“Momentarily” means (or used to mean, anyway) “_for_ a moment.” It is not a fancy synonym for “shortly.”

When the flight attendant says the plane will be touching down “momentarily,” she is saying the pilot will touch down on the runway, coast for a few seconds, and then take off again.

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/64 "2004-03-04T19:16:50Z")

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I will have something to add momentarily.

This is it.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/65 "2004-03-04T20:14:30Z")

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[li]_Enterprise_ scriptwriter draws a line through “shields” and writes “hull plating” above it.[/list][/li][/QUOTE]

After they lost it is when the bad guys started shooting holes through Enterprise.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/66 "2004-03-04T20:18:43Z")

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i missed this episode despite going home specifically to set the vcr, when i forgot to set the vcr, which defeated the whole point of me going home before going off to study. And it sounds like a cool episode. Thank goodness for the internet, i should have it by friday.

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**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/67 "2004-03-04T20:22:25Z")

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It’s a point of sloppy writing and military protocol. As captain, T’Pol should want the comment “We’ve lost all hull plating” and the comment “We’ve lost all hull plating polarization” to be distinct. One means that that there’s a crewman on D deck commenting “My but it’s beautiful out here” just before he explodes. The other means that she’s got a few minutes to get to a shuttle pod. Unfortunately, she choses the one lined with Trellium-D. Insanity unsues.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/68 "2004-03-04T21:34:25Z")

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In Latin, Jehovah is spelled with an I.

Star Fleet didn’t want to anger The Almighty.

And on a side note: Nuts to all’ya!

Obviously, SHE is my latest exGF. Duh.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/69 "2004-03-04T22:35:55Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Obviously, SHE is my latest exGF. Duh.

You have one of those types of exGFs also. My condolences.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/70 "2004-03-04T23:08:16Z")

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Well, Hoshi is supposed to get a lot more screen time within the last few episodes of the season, so we’ll see.

According to the scoop at [Startrek.com](http://Startrek.com), T’Pol is addicted to Trellium-D, and that’s why she’s so emotional lately.

Re the poor folks who go flying out into space…Perhaps one of them is Cutler? Since the upcoming ep. “Damage” is supposed to show the crew mourning their lost ones, maybe they’ll finally give her a tribute. And I guess that’s not a reset if these people are gone for good.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/71 "2004-03-05T00:04:21Z")

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Moogie has died

[http://www.trektoday.com/news/040304\_04.shtml](http://www.trektoday.com/news/040304_04.shtml)  
☹

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/72 "2004-03-05T02:34:30Z")

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Her name was **Cecil** y **Adams**?! :eek:

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/73 "2004-03-05T03:01:01Z")

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☹ I liked her. This is a sad day. Was she the second actress to play Moogie or the first?  
Correction to my post: The info on what’s up with T’Pol is not at [startrek.com](http://startrek.com); it’s at Trek Today: [http://www.trektoday.com/news/040304\_01.shtml](http://www.trektoday.com/news/040304_01.shtml)

**Aes** , I am mailing your tape tomorrow morning. It has a bunch of stuff on it as well as “Azati Prime.”  
Then there won’t be any more tapes for a while, because we have to slog through reruns till April.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/74 "2004-03-05T03:17:29Z")

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\*\*Cervaise \*\* liked the episode, \*\*viva \*\* used poor grammar, \*\*Tars \*\* hasn’t mentioned Hoshi, and \*\*tracer \*\* hasn’t commented about intake manifolds. I’ve evidently stepped through the looking glass.

It’s nice to see some constants though… this \*\*cplant \*\* can’t code much better than mine and this \*\*NCB \*\* is just as spastic as the other.

I wonder what this universe’s me is like.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/75 "2004-03-05T03:22:09Z")

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Also: **carnivorousplant** has not been able to initiate a thread for ENT in a timely fashion (I mean, fast enough to prevent someone else from elbowing in on his territory) for the past few weeks. He must be frothing by now. It’s **The Passion of the 'Plant!**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/76 "2004-03-05T03:23:50Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> …this \*\*NCB \*\* is just as spastic as the other…

This one is _ **green!** _

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/77 "2004-03-05T03:26:11Z")

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I thought you were talking about the Passionate Plant’s blood…

It’s hard to follow **Boy**. He leads us to such strange places.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/78 "2004-03-05T03:45:45Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> and \*\*tracer \*\* hasn’t commented about intake manifolds.

Only because there weren’t any intake manifolds in this episode.

But if it’ll make you feel more at home, I **can** whine about this:

The Xindi have a lookout outpost on a moon. This moon rotates. While the lookout outpost is facing away from Azati Prime, it is out of line-of-sight with the Xindi and cannot relay what it sees to the people who care about what it sees. Yet, if its function truly is a **lookout** post, it would have the best chance of spotting incoming invaders when it **was** facing away from Azati Prime.

Good Gravy, have the Xindi never heard of **communication relay satellites**? Or running a couple thousand miles of cable from their lookout posts to broadcasting antennas on the **other side** of the damn moon? You don’t build a station whose purpose is to warn against interlopers, and then make it unable to warn against interlopers!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/79 "2004-03-05T05:26:05Z")

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Subspace communications could’ve circumvented the whole problem alltogether.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-enterprise-3x18-azati-prime-spoilers/232299/80 "2004-03-05T06:17:02Z")

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Ah, good…The website is up and running again: [www.enterpriseproject.org](http://www.enterpriseproject.org).

And here is NCB’s thread as well:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4591752#post4591752](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4591752#post4591752)

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