# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/1 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")
“Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/2 "2011-09-29T04:23:45Z")
No Post I. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/3 "2011-09-29T04:28:05Z")
Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/4 "2011-09-29T04:41:18Z")
Bonk bonk, bad kid! ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/5 "2011-09-29T04:54:17Z")
Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/6 "2011-09-29T05:44:23Z")
“You’ve got a hard lip, Herbert.” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/7 "2011-09-29T05:57:43Z")
Darmok! Darmok at– ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/8 "2011-09-29T07:14:34Z")
Are you out of your Vulcan mind? ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/9 "2011-09-29T08:32:09Z")
I can make you all go away! ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/10 "2011-09-29T09:08:35Z")
That’s no doctor, it’s a space station! ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/11 "2011-09-29T09:40:15Z")
You have a half fizz-bin already! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/12 "2011-09-29T11:20:42Z")
Risk, gentlemen, is our business. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/13 "2011-09-29T11:46:54Z")
**standingwave** reaches. “Heading out to Eden, Yay brothers…” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/14 "2011-09-29T12:01:13Z")
And I’m the Czar of all the Russias! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/15 "2011-09-29T12:06:18Z")
It’s…green. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/16 "2011-09-29T12:14:00Z")
I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer. ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/17 "2011-09-29T12:27:27Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > Darmok! > > Darmok at– Darmok where the sequiturs fell? ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/18 "2011-09-29T12:30:51Z")
Anatomically, I am a fully functioning male. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/19 "2011-09-29T12:42:48Z")
Mind your own business, Mister Spock. I’m sick of your half-breed interference. ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/20 "2011-09-29T12:43:49Z")
I’m endeavouring, Ma’am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone-knives and bear-skins. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975.md?page=2)