# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/181 "2011-10-03T18:56:48Z")
“How many fingers?” ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/182 "2011-10-03T19:10:28Z")
It’s a matter of comic timing. My timing is digital. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/183 "2011-10-03T19:20:20Z")
“There is an old Vulcan saying: ‘Only Nixon could go to China.’” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/184 "2011-10-03T19:22:52Z")
_“There. Are. Four. Lights.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/185 "2011-10-03T19:27:06Z")
IiihhHHH!! - don’t care, if you hit, the broad side of a barn. Why would I wish to hit such a structure? ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/186 "2011-10-03T19:56:00Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > See post 164. I waited all weekend for that, and you beat me by one hour and forty minutes!!!? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/187 "2011-10-03T20:26:56Z")
_“I hate you. I berate you.”_ ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/188 "2011-10-03T20:41:13Z")
Target that explosion and fire… ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/189 "2011-10-03T20:48:27Z")
_I don’t need you._ ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/190 "2011-10-03T20:51:39Z")
“Thing’s gotta have a tailpipe.” ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/191 "2011-10-03T21:10:21Z")
I can’t change the laws of physics - I gots to have thir-ty minutes. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/192 "2011-10-03T21:16:43Z")
Bonk bonk! Bad thread! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/193 "2011-10-03T21:20:35Z")
“My poor bairns!” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/194 "2011-10-03T21:21:01Z")
Mr. Scott - try inverse phasing. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/195 "2011-10-03T21:26:50Z")
There is a logical way to proceed. Place your toe in the boot and Push! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/196 "2011-10-03T21:37:05Z")
“From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee…for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.” ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/197 "2011-10-03T23:32:10Z")
I don’t believe in the No Win Scenario. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/198 "2011-10-03T23:43:52Z")
I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/199 "2011-10-04T00:03:05Z")
“Meow”, Isis? You really Must be nervous. … That, Miss Lincoln, is simply my cat. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/200 "2011-10-04T00:25:43Z")
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