# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/201 "2011-10-04T00:41:07Z")
They’re _animals!_ ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/202 "2011-10-04T00:57:17Z")
To die, in something so stupid as a car accident. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/203 "2011-10-04T01:02:14Z")
“I believe it’s pronounced ‘_tallyho_.’” ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/204 "2011-10-04T01:09:23Z")
Why - have I made an error in time? How fallible of me! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/205 "2011-10-04T01:11:09Z")
We are not smart. Make us go?! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/206 "2011-10-04T01:57:33Z")
"“I assume your handprint will open this door whether you are conscious or not.” " ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/207 "2011-10-04T02:27:04Z")
Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/208 "2011-10-04T02:32:38Z")
Oh relax, cupcake. It was a joke. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/209 "2011-10-04T02:40:11Z")
Everybody remember where we parked. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/210 "2011-10-04T03:16:52Z")
“I must be getting senile.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/211 "2011-10-04T03:17:38Z")
Nothing like an atomic test to make your day. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/212 "2011-10-04T03:19:09Z")
If anything happens to Porthos, I’ll be the one watering their Alvera trees! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/213 "2011-10-04T03:35:38Z")
“It seemed logical at the time.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/214 "2011-10-04T13:12:20Z")
That, Miss Lincoln, is my cat. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/215 "2011-10-04T13:24:53Z")
I would swear you were someone I left behind on Wrigley’s Pleasure Planet… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/216 "2011-10-04T14:58:53Z")
“‘All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by…’” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/217 "2011-10-04T15:00:18Z")
I have 5 times your strength! ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/218 "2011-10-04T15:42:37Z")
Fascinating ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/219 "2011-10-04T15:58:41Z")
“Help me, Spock!” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/220 "2011-10-04T16:01:28Z")
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