# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/221 "2011-10-04T16:04:04Z")
We look for things. Things to make us go. ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/222 "2011-10-04T16:12:06Z")
Kirk to Enterprise… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/223 "2011-10-04T16:20:17Z")
Microbrain, growl for me. Let me know you still care. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/224 "2011-10-04T16:30:02Z")
My operatives would avenge my death. And some of them are _Vulcans_. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/225 "2011-10-04T16:39:57Z")
Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of 3? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/226 "2011-10-04T17:35:50Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Microbrain, growl for me. Let me know you still care. [\](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14305811&postcount=39) And, if you jump up and down like an idiot, that is considered funny? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/227 "2011-10-04T17:57:06Z")
“Does everyone know about this wheat but _me_?” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/228 "2011-10-04T19:14:55Z")
you didn’t beam them into space did you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/229 "2011-10-04T19:29:33Z")
“Let’s get the hell out of here.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/230 "2011-10-04T19:59:02Z")
Harcourt Fenton Mudd, where have you been? What have you been up to? Have you been drinking again, you miserable sot! You good-for-nothing thing…thing…thing… ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/231 "2011-10-04T20:11:01Z")
You mind your place, mister, or you’ll be wearing concrete galoshes. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/232 "2011-10-04T21:37:17Z")
The more they try to overtake the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/233 "2011-10-04T21:53:59Z")
“I know this ship like the back of me han…” ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/234 "2011-10-04T23:44:49Z")
You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. This is not logical, but it is often true. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/235 "2011-10-05T01:47:54Z")
“We is condemning food. Things and supplies.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/236 "2011-10-05T01:54:26Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. This is not logical, but it is often true. See posts 164 and 171. “You will relieve him, Mr. Spock. That is a direct order!” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/237 "2011-10-05T02:49:28Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > “Does everyone know about this wheat but _me_?” No, it’s a Russian inwention. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/238 "2011-10-05T03:51:26Z")
Where do you keep your nuclear wessels? ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/239 "2011-10-05T04:53:22Z")
It was inwented by a little old lady in Leningrad. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/240 "2011-10-05T06:58:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > See post 164. > > “Military secrets are the most fleeting.” Bah! Change is the essential process of all existence. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975.md?page=13)