# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/241 "2011-10-05T08:19:47Z")
Don’t you people from the 24th century ever pee? ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/242 "2011-10-05T08:53:25Z")
Have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/243 "2011-10-05T13:31:40Z")
“Thank you, sir. It’ll give me time to get caught up on my technical journals!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/244 "2011-10-05T13:44:15Z")
It’ll be no tribble at all. Hey, repeats are part of life in threads this long. If it fits the current theme, post it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/245 "2011-10-05T13:52:28Z")
Current theme? See the thread title. “I am Spock, a dealer in kevas and trillium.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/246 "2011-10-05T15:13:48Z")
You’re holding a knife at your doctor’s throat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/247 "2011-10-05T15:33:17Z")
“Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you!” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/248 "2011-10-05T15:36:45Z")
It’s been a long time since I’ve had gok! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/249 "2011-10-05T15:51:44Z")
“This woman has immediate postprandial upper abdominal distention!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/250 "2011-10-05T16:14:25Z")
“Revenge is a dish best served cold.” ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/251 "2011-10-05T16:25:32Z")
I fail to understand why I should care to induce my mother to purchase falsified patents. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/252 "2011-10-05T16:29:38Z")
“He’s probably terrified of your beads and rattles.” “She urged me on into outer space. Not that she meant to, but with her continual, eternal, confounded nagging… Well, I think of her constantly. And every time I do, I go further out into space.” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/253 "2011-10-05T16:54:48Z")
_If I want Plomeek soup I’ll ask for it!_ ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/254 "2011-10-05T17:02:24Z")
“You think you might be able to find a long rope somewhere and lower us down a pot of hot coffee?” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/255 "2011-10-05T17:34:33Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Hey, repeats are part of life in threads this long. If it fits the current theme, post it. Aye. I’ve been making heavy use of the _[Search this Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=626030&page=5&nojs=1#goto_threadsearch)_ feature. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/256 "2011-10-05T17:51:19Z")
> [@bup](#): > > It’s been a long time since I’ve had gok! …there’s nothing worse than a plate of half dead **gagh** … ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/257 "2011-10-05T17:52:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Current theme? See the thread title. > > “I am Spock, a dealer in kevas and trillium.” Yeah, I know. And look at how many of the quotes are clumped together in more or less some sort of themes. Follow thread rules or guidelines? Dopers? Ha ha ha ha … 😉 “I am endeavoring, ma’am, to construct a mnemonic circuit using stone knives and bearskins.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/258 "2011-10-05T17:57:22Z")
“It’s his way.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/259 "2011-10-05T17:59:31Z")
Hi, Mr Vulcan! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/260 "2011-10-05T18:04:23Z")
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