# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/261 "2011-10-05T18:07:27Z")
I shall do neither. I have killed my captain, and my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/262 "2011-10-05T20:12:14Z")
“Now we’ve got them right where they want us!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/263 "2011-10-05T20:15:13Z")
Includilling the kiddilies? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/264 "2011-10-05T20:23:17Z")
“‘Serious,’ Bones? I was positively _grim_.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/265 "2011-10-05T20:55:55Z")
“We both get two kinds of customers. The living and the dying.” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/266 "2011-10-05T22:18:24Z")
[moonlit nude fan dance up on the sand dunes] ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/267 "2011-10-05T22:20:48Z")
Back on the ship, I used to try to get you to look at my legs. Captain, look at my legs! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/268 "2011-10-05T22:23:08Z")
“A teddy bear with 6 inch fangs.” ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/269 "2011-10-05T22:40:16Z")
Jim, I have been, and will always be, your friend. (sorry, there’s some dust in my eye) ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/270 "2011-10-06T00:13:48Z")
don’t call me tiny ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/271 "2011-10-06T00:41:38Z")
“Can I cook, or can’t I?” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/272 "2011-10-06T01:18:32Z")
[This](http://www.musicnotes.com/images/productimages/large/scorch/SC0009799.gif). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/273 "2011-10-06T01:56:02Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > [This](http://www.musicnotes.com/images/productimages/large/scorch/SC0009799.gif). And for those who can’t read music: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5EluFlra2A](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5EluFlra2A) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/274 "2011-10-06T02:06:54Z")
Good tea. Nice house. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/275 "2011-10-06T02:09:49Z")
“This goo is you.” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/276 "2011-10-06T02:59:22Z")
Okay. [This.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OptLgGtZ9_E&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/277 "2011-10-06T03:03:03Z")
“There is also a young man here, sir; a Vulcan of your acquaintance.” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/278 "2011-10-06T04:06:11Z")
“I’m gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy.” ([Charles Napier passed away this afternoon.](http://www.bakersfield.com/news/local/x771640177/Charles-Napier-Bakersfields-leading-man-dies-at-75)) ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/279 "2011-10-06T04:32:08Z")
Laughing at the boy genius, building on my work, MY WORK! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/280 "2011-10-06T04:57:31Z")
“The producer said I looked like an ugly chicken and he didn’t like it, but there was no time to change. So I appeared on ‘Star Trek’ looking like a deranged bird and sang my songs.” Damn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975.md?page=15)