# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/281 "2011-10-06T10:23:54Z")
Chocolate wobble and pistachio…and peach. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/282 "2011-10-06T12:59:43Z")
“That’s my girl.” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/283 "2011-10-06T14:36:00Z")
Vulcan has no moon. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/284 "2011-10-06T15:05:22Z")
“Brain and brain! What is brain?” ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/285 "2011-10-06T15:37:56Z")
Bones, I want the impossbile checked out, too. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/286 "2011-10-06T15:50:32Z")
“And you’re all astronauts on some kind of star trek?” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/287 "2011-10-06T16:03:10Z")
Increase to full power! ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/288 "2011-10-06T16:24:28Z")
The most common thing said across most of the series would be… “Bridge.” (Turbolift command.) I did this in an office building once. I thought it was funny at the time. Now, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/289 "2011-10-06T19:00:13Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > The most common thing said across most of the series would be… > > “Bridge.” (Turbolift command.) > > I did this in an office building once. I thought it was funny at the time. Now, not so much. Yeah, I use site to site transporters myself. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/290 "2011-10-06T19:11:33Z")
“Does the new Sickbay meet with your approval, Bones?” “It does not. It’s like a damned computer lab down there!” ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/291 "2011-10-06T19:12:48Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Yeah, I use site to site transporters myself. What do you call the “deadpan look” the receiver of a joke gives a jokester? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/292 "2011-10-06T19:26:28Z")
“I lied.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/293 "2011-10-06T19:47:21Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “I lied.” Norman coordinate…beep beep beepbeep BEEEEEP. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/294 "2011-10-06T20:42:28Z")
“Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/295 "2011-10-06T21:04:02Z")
“Carbon unit?” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/296 "2011-10-07T12:59:01Z")
Fenton Harcorn Mudd! Have you been drinking again? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/297 "2011-10-07T13:16:22Z")
When in doubt, the book prevails, Mr. Spock. I’ve run tests. Blood is blood, even when it’s green like yours. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/298 "2011-10-07T14:42:50Z")
_throws overloading phaser into disposal tube_ ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/299 "2011-10-07T15:47:53Z")
How lucky you are! How wonderful for you. Now, if you didn’t get another jack, if you’d gotten a king, why, then, you’d get another card, except when it’s dark, when you’d have to give it back. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/300 "2011-10-07T15:49:40Z")
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