# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/301 "2011-10-07T16:05:06Z")
“Mourn, mourn for the murdered children…” ---
**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/302 "2011-10-07T17:11:17Z")
You are smart. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/303 "2011-10-07T17:17:51Z")
Assassins! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/304 "2011-10-07T19:47:47Z")
The Klingon bastard murdered my son. You Klingon bastard! You murdered my son! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/305 "2011-10-08T00:51:22Z")
Would this be more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/306 "2011-10-08T01:18:12Z")
“If I release a hammer on a heavy-gravity planet, I do not need to see it fall to know that it has done so.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/307 "2011-10-08T01:33:46Z")
Jim! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/308 "2011-10-08T01:41:10Z")
I’m Tweedledee, he’s Tweedledum. Two spacemen marching to a drum. We slith among the mimsey toves. And gyre among the borogoves. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/309 "2011-10-08T01:44:07Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Jim! Bones! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/310 "2011-10-08T03:09:35Z")
Whenever I hear something beep, I always say: Red alert! Sheilds up! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/311 "2011-10-08T03:23:56Z")
let’s see if he’s got the belly for it. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/312 "2011-10-08T14:29:07Z")
“Mr. Sulu, you may indulge yourself.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/313 "2011-10-08T15:17:47Z")
“I’m afraid it’s even harder than you think, Doctor.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/314 "2011-10-08T15:18:49Z")
“Yoeman, I’d like to show you the captain’s log.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/315 "2011-10-08T15:23:03Z")
THE WOMEN! (early Spock showing emotion) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/316 "2011-10-08T15:38:30Z")
"I demand it! _I demand it!"_ ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/317 "2011-10-08T23:18:19Z")
full power, damn you! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/318 "2011-10-08T23:25:44Z")
This ends the thread…one word, by one character: **Captain** Sulu: “Shields!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/319 "2011-10-08T23:27:16Z")
“I need a first-rate nurse, not a doctor who’s going to dispute every diagnosis of mine.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/320 "2011-10-08T23:35:19Z")
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