# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/341 "2011-10-12T18:17:24Z")
“Why, the time barrier’s been broken!” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/342 "2011-10-12T18:25:18Z")
Drink your drink lad. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/343 "2011-10-12T18:48:13Z")
Bones: That’s right, and in this derivative, mixed with alcohol it merely deadens certain nerve inputs to the brain. Scott: Oh, well, any decent blend of Scotch’ll do that. Bones: Oh? Well, one good slug of this, and you could hit a man with phaser stun, and he’d never feel it, or even know it. Scott: Does it make a good mix with Scotch? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/344 "2011-10-12T19:30:39Z")
Of course! A \*child \*could do it! A…_CHILD_…could… do… it… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/345 "2011-10-12T19:46:49Z")
You are not Captain Kirk. You have ruthlessly appropriated his body, but the life entity within you is not that of Captain Kirk. You do not belong in command of the Enterprise. And I will do everything in my power against you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/346 "2011-10-12T20:39:26Z")
“They regard themselves as aliens in their own worlds, a condition with which I am somewhat familiar.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/347 "2011-10-12T22:24:41Z")
“I thought I’d say hello first, and then take the office, but we can do this in any order you’d like.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/348 "2011-10-12T22:26:38Z")
“That hurts worse than the uniform!” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/349 "2011-10-12T23:27:50Z")
You are authorized to to use all measures available to destroy the Enterprise! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/350 "2011-10-13T01:19:58Z")
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/351 "2011-10-13T01:48:00Z")
“Our compliments to the M-5 unit, and regards to Captain Dunsel.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/352 "2011-10-13T02:26:19Z")
Can I cook, or can’t I ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/353 "2011-10-13T02:27:26Z")
“If I were to go by the book, hours would seem like days.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/354 "2011-10-13T03:20:55Z")
“You Klingon bastard!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/355 "2011-10-13T03:30:07Z")
This is not Klingon blood! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/356 "2011-10-13T04:50:47Z")
I will leave you like you left me - stranded for all eternity on a dead planet ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Astro\_Fee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cat\_Astro\_Fee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Astro_Fee)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/357 "2011-10-13T10:58:34Z")
Well it’s a damn ugly nothing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/358 "2011-10-13T13:31:31Z")
“Mr. Scott, the word is given.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/359 "2011-10-13T14:14:07Z")
“This is my chicken sandwich and coffee!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/360 "2011-10-13T15:14:39Z")
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