# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/361 "2011-10-13T15:19:03Z")
“With what?” “_Especially_ the lies.” “I can swim.” “Please do.” ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/362 "2011-10-13T15:35:27Z")
He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I’ll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition’s flames before I give him up! ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/363 "2011-10-13T16:12:23Z")
Is this a good thing, Miri? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/364 "2011-10-13T16:19:59Z")
“Captain, a little more alacrity, if you please.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/365 "2011-10-13T17:14:47Z")
“It’s not everyone who gets to hit his commanding officer… several times.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/366 "2011-10-13T17:15:16Z")
“What the hell’s going on out there?” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/367 "2011-10-13T17:26:34Z")
he killed everyone we left behind ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/368 "2011-10-13T17:38:44Z")
He is deep in the Plak Tow, the Blood Fever. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/369 "2011-10-13T17:48:38Z")
“Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word!” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/370 "2011-10-13T17:58:08Z")
“Why not play the waltz, Mr Spock?” ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/371 "2011-10-13T18:37:59Z")
The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/372 "2011-10-13T18:49:19Z")
"“You have to be either an obsessive crackpot who’s escaped from his keeper or Samuel T. Cogley, attorney at law.” ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/373 "2011-10-13T20:16:43Z")
Troi: Is this how you handle all your personnel problems? Riker: Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi - or Worf. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/374 "2011-10-13T20:52:50Z")
“Barcley?” ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/375 "2011-10-13T20:56:13Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > “Barcley?” Ensign Broccoli? \ ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/376 "2011-10-13T21:19:09Z")
“Yes, my Lord Mudd.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/377 "2011-10-13T22:49:14Z")
Ugly giant bags of mostly water. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/378 "2011-10-13T22:53:09Z")
Sterilize Imperfection! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/379 "2011-10-13T23:13:22Z")
They died well. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/380 "2011-10-13T23:21:01Z")
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