# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/21 "2011-09-29T12:51:25Z")
One is the beginning. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/22 "2011-09-29T14:16:06Z")
“All of my old friends look like Doctors. All of _his_ look like _you_.” ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/23 "2011-09-29T14:28:14Z")
Pain! No kill I! The end of eternity! ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/24 "2011-09-29T14:40:50Z")
Greetings and felicitations. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/25 "2011-09-29T14:42:43Z")
Brain and brain! What is brain? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/26 "2011-09-29T14:47:25Z")
Mr. Data, what kind of cake is this? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/27 "2011-09-29T15:12:48Z")
Pardon the hijack, but this is the perfect thread to make mention of Shatner’s latest project: [I Am Iron Man!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICbc8DpcX3w) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/28 "2011-09-29T15:18:32Z")
Sorry, neither!\* - 100 quatloos to the first person to give the line this is the awesome response to. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/29 "2011-09-29T15:21:15Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Sorry, neither!\* > > - 100 quatloos to the first person to give the line this is the awesome response to. “Ahh, a Nubian maiden!” Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/30 "2011-09-29T15:23:56Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > “Ahh, a Nubian maiden!” You’re half right. “You’re bluffing.” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/31 "2011-09-29T15:36:12Z")
“I’ve been a captain’s woman and I like it!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/32 "2011-09-29T15:40:02Z")
“I’ll protect you, fair maiden.” Vulcans _never_ bluff. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/33 "2011-09-29T15:42:12Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Vulcans _never_ bluff. _Sequitur_. Ten point penalty. “Scotty, can you rig me a thirty-second delay detonation device?” ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/34 "2011-09-29T15:43:33Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > You’re half right. > > “You’re bluffing.” I think it was Trelaine, saying something about a “fair maiden” while addressing Uhura. (“Squire of Gothos” episode.) I have been watching the remastered TOS episodes while riding my exercise bike. Her reply was almost lost in cross talk from Kirk. (Damn that Shatner! Stealing someone else’s moment.) ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/35 "2011-09-29T15:44:26Z")
Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/36 "2011-09-29T15:48:39Z")
“_Antares…_” ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/37 "2011-09-29T15:51:33Z")
No tribble at all. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/38 "2011-09-29T15:53:29Z")
“People of this time believe in witches, and witchcraft is what I’ve been accused of.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/39 "2011-09-29T15:56:45Z")
Microbrain! Growl for me…let me know you still care. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/40 "2011-09-29T16:14:11Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > I think it was Trelaine, saying something about a “fair maiden” while addressing Uhura. (“Squire of Gothos” episode.) No, it was Mirror Mirror. Two, four, six. Six. Six times six… _weeping_ thirty _weeping_ six… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975.md?page=3)