# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/421 "2011-10-17T21:46:41Z")
**Romulan Commander:** You will still not survive our assault. **Captain Jean-Luc Picard:** And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together? ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/422 "2011-10-17T22:52:22Z")
I want to stay, stay, stay, stay, stay. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/423 "2011-10-18T01:27:01Z")
Stay out of this Spock, we’re fighting over a woman! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/424 "2011-10-18T03:04:10Z")
“You planned that? I almost married her!” ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/425 "2011-10-18T14:51:27Z")
“I’ve locked him in his quarters. I’ve also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/426 "2011-10-18T17:21:05Z")
“So that’s when you hit them?” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/427 "2011-10-18T17:23:18Z")
“Murderers! Assassins!” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/428 "2011-10-18T17:31:27Z")
Near as I can tell, they’re born pregnant… which seems to be quite a time-saver! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/429 "2011-10-18T18:04:02Z")
Murderers! Assassins! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/430 "2011-10-18T18:49:28Z")
“Murderers! Assasins!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/431 "2011-10-18T18:54:31Z")
“I don’t care how long it takes, I don’t care how you do it, I want them off my ship!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/432 "2011-10-18T19:20:49Z")
[Did I stumble into a “Murderers! Assassins!” meme?] “Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/433 "2011-10-18T19:42:11Z")
“But you didn’t come back. You… didn’t… come… back!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/434 "2011-10-18T21:16:45Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > “Murderers! Assassins!” > [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Murderers! Assassins! > [@BMalion](#): > > “Murderers! Assasins!” Once! For 20 minutes! In 1960! ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/435 "2011-10-18T21:19:35Z")
Apparently, “He’s dead, Jim” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/436 "2011-10-18T21:40:22Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Once! For 20 minutes! In 1960! “That ought to be just about right[.](http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Tomorrow_is_Yesterday_%28episode%29#Memorable_Quotes)” ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/437 "2011-10-18T22:46:05Z")
Tetralubisol is a milky substance ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/438 "2011-10-19T01:02:09Z")
“A man will tell his bartender things he’d never tell his doctor.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/439 "2011-10-19T01:07:49Z")
“That coffee smells wonderful.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/440 "2011-10-20T01:45:16Z")
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