# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/441 "2011-10-20T03:57:21Z")
Gracie is pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/442 "2011-10-20T04:28:50Z")
We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way for us. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/443 "2011-10-20T06:23:50Z")
“I don’t know if you’ve got the whole picture, but he’s not exactly working on all thrusters.” ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/444 "2011-10-20T10:23:55Z")
Mortal, You Have Earned This!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/445 "2011-10-20T12:57:21Z")
“I’m sure that’s very nice, but I have work to do.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/446 "2011-10-20T13:35:15Z")
“A lot of people and things have tried to kill me. You’d be surprised.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/447 "2011-10-20T13:43:48Z")
> [@Icerigger](#): > > Mortal, You Have Earned This!!! See post #327 humans :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/448 "2011-10-20T13:48:57Z")
Off the deep end, Mr. Scott. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/449 "2011-10-20T14:01:33Z")
Frankly, Captain I’m exhausted. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/450 "2011-10-20T15:06:47Z")
you’re not suggesting… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/451 "2011-10-20T15:12:00Z")
“Your beloved Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/452 "2011-10-21T16:44:13Z")
“_sssss_Captain Kiiirk_ssssss_” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/453 "2011-10-21T17:02:12Z")
“He knows, Doctor. He knows.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/454 "2011-10-21T17:07:22Z")
“_Shore leave_, Admiral.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/455 "2011-10-21T17:48:11Z")
“Then snap to it!” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/456 "2011-10-21T17:50:14Z")
His name…was ADAM. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/457 "2011-10-21T17:50:41Z")
“‘Shields up,’ Keptin?” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/458 "2011-10-21T18:12:42Z")
“Who is this, the Metrons?” ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/459 "2011-10-21T23:42:10Z")
Thissss issss your opponent Earrthlinggg. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/460 "2011-10-22T01:01:08Z")
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