# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/461 "2011-10-22T01:15:14Z")
“Would it be a breach of discipline for a lowly leutenant to kiss the captain on his own bridge?” ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/462 "2011-10-22T01:49:07Z")
The Zek wanted to know the outcome of the game before it was played. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/463 "2011-10-22T02:01:12Z")
“I wager 20 quatloos on the newcomer!” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/464 "2011-10-22T03:53:25Z")
“I don’t want any more Spiken Flame Gems.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/465 "2011-10-22T03:59:09Z")
I use that to polish the flame gems. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/466 "2011-10-22T05:47:15Z")
“It’s called ‘root beer’.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/467 "2011-10-22T15:50:13Z")
It was inwented by a little old lady from Leningrad. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/468 "2011-10-22T15:50:46Z")
“_Felis catus_ is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature…” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/469 "2011-10-22T17:05:59Z")
“Ah, Mister Woof!” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/470 "2011-10-22T19:33:56Z")
Would it have hurt us, I wonder, just to have gathered a few laurel leaves? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/471 "2011-10-22T20:44:01Z")
Infinite Diversity, Infinite Combinations. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/472 "2011-10-22T21:00:44Z")
"Marquis of Queensbury rules! Fisticuffs! Pugilism! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/473 "2011-10-22T23:29:39Z")
I would advise yas to keep dialin’, Okmyx. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/474 "2011-10-22T23:33:55Z")
Outstanding work everyone. I intend to recommend you all for promotion…in whatever field we end up in. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/475 "2011-10-23T00:41:26Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Outstanding work everyone. I intend to recommend you all for promotion…in whatever field we end up in. I think that was “whatever fleet.” “Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/476 "2011-10-23T01:11:36Z")
“Mother.” ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/477 "2011-10-23T02:15:37Z")
Delete log entry. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/478 "2011-10-23T04:56:48Z")
“Why is anything we don’t understand called a ‘thing’?” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/479 "2011-10-24T01:59:22Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > Delete log entry. “It’s been fun. Computer: End program. Erase all programs filed under ‘Reginald Barclay’. (Pause) Except program 9.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/480 "2011-10-24T10:26:25Z")
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