# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/501 "2011-10-25T14:55:38Z")
“You don’t shut a child off when it makes a mistake.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/502 "2011-10-25T14:59:49Z")
“You monotone humans are all alike.” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/503 "2011-10-25T16:01:43Z")
Deeply they’ll drink, from your finest kegs… Leaving only…bitter dregs… Ah, ah ah ahhhhhh…bitter DREGS. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/504 "2011-10-25T17:01:39Z")
“Ugly bags of mostly water.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/505 "2011-10-25T17:21:31Z")
“Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/506 "2011-10-25T17:31:43Z")
“My son, the doctor.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/507 "2011-10-25T17:46:20Z")
He’s probably terrified of your beads and rattles. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/508 "2011-10-25T18:59:28Z")
“Not in Double Jack.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/509 "2011-10-25T19:01:29Z")
Well, Double Dumb Ass on you! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/510 "2011-10-25T19:23:08Z")
“What a handsome race.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/511 "2011-10-25T19:34:00Z")
“A mass of conflicting impulses.” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/512 "2011-10-25T21:12:01Z")
Whatever it was, it didn’t live long. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/513 "2011-10-25T21:21:01Z")
“Pan always bored me.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/514 "2011-10-25T23:08:01Z")
And then a female gargantua threw me into the transporter beam! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/515 "2011-10-25T23:30:36Z")
“Shut up, Stella.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/516 "2011-10-26T01:17:42Z")
“Now if you’ll pardon me, I must get back to my ship. _Au revoir_!” ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/517 "2011-10-26T01:25:11Z")
I thought my people would grow tired of killing, but you were right. They see that it is easier than trading, and it has pleasures. I feel it myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/518 "2011-10-26T01:54:52Z")
“You are an excellent starship captain. But as a taxi-driver, you leave much to be desired” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/519 "2011-10-26T13:31:50Z")
“I think this new ship was put together by monkeys!” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/520 "2011-10-26T13:40:02Z")
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