# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/521 "2011-10-26T13:43:55Z")
Me, sir? I plan on living forever. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/522 "2011-10-27T00:12:18Z")
Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/523 "2011-10-27T03:43:12Z")
“Does the First Officer concur?” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/524 "2011-10-27T09:25:50Z")
“Good cranial developement, must have human ancestory.” ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/525 "2011-10-27T09:33:27Z")
We have phaser weapons, I vote we blast it! ---
**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/526 "2011-10-27T15:09:51Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > “Shut up, Stella.” **Stellaaaaaaa!** Oh wait, I mean… **Khaaaaaaaan!** ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/527 "2011-10-27T15:11:57Z")
Everybody remember where we parked… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/528 "2011-10-27T16:37:28Z")
Oh! A keyboard! How quaint! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/529 "2011-10-28T00:25:20Z")
“Trust me, Jim Kirk was no Boy Scout.” ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/530 "2011-10-28T01:17:44Z")
I suffer from aviophobia - it means fear of dying in something that flies! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/531 "2011-10-28T02:49:51Z")
“Perhaps I will stay here after all.” ---
**Author:** ![A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Dodgy_Dude)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/532 "2011-10-28T13:28:25Z")
11 pages? This is probably here already, but on the chance that it’s not… Cloud William: Ay plegli ianectu flaggen, tupep like for stahn… Captain James T. Kirk: And … to the _Republic_ … for which it stands… _one_ Nation… under _God… indivisible_… with Liberty and _Justice for all_! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/533 "2011-10-28T15:06:20Z")
Space still contains infinite unknowns. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/534 "2011-10-28T15:38:28Z")
“Well, well, well.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/535 "2011-10-28T16:03:26Z")
Not now, Madeline! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/536 "2011-10-29T04:08:41Z")
“I am meant for you.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/537 "2011-10-29T05:06:34Z")
You were saying something about “trick or treat”? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/538 "2011-10-29T06:22:54Z")
‘I can’t believe I kissed you.’ ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/539 "2011-10-29T11:08:03Z")
“I’m from Iowa, I only work in space.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/540 "2011-10-29T17:56:19Z")
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