# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/41 "2011-09-29T16:18:06Z")
_giant spear scuttles in at ground level_ ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/42 "2011-09-29T16:25:44Z")
Live Long and Proctor. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/43 "2011-09-29T16:27:42Z")
I’m lying. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/44 "2011-09-29T16:37:11Z")
Compensate. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/45 "2011-09-29T16:49:33Z")
They’re aigs, aren’t they? Yes, Captain, EGGS. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/46 "2011-09-29T17:07:16Z")
You’re in good hands with Star Fleet. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/47 "2011-09-29T17:08:32Z")
Sir! I must protest! I am NOT a merry man! ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/48 "2011-09-29T17:11:30Z")
" That green-blooded son of a bitch!" ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/49 "2011-09-29T17:29:33Z")
“It’s vile!” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/50 "2011-09-29T17:40:07Z")
If I were human I believe my response would be “go to hell.”… If I were human. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/51 "2011-09-29T17:40:41Z")
But Miri is wid dem! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/52 "2011-09-29T18:27:43Z")
“I think I’m falling in love with Edith Keeler.” “Scotty, get us out of here!” \ **Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/53 "2011-09-29T18:44:39Z") > [@tdn](#): > > No, it was Mirror Mirror. Memory Alpha has the episode “The Naked Time” (the disease that acts like alcohol, and shirtless Sulu running about with a fencing sword) with those words in it. Sulu grabs Uhura on the bridge, pledging to protect her. > **[The Naked Time (episode)](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/The_Naked_Time_(episode))** > > The Enterprise crew catch a virus that removes their inhibitions. The USS Enterprise orbits the dying planet Psi 2000, a world that was much like Earth in its distant past, with orders to evacuate the personnel of a Federation outpost that has gone... Edit: Curses! I didn’t make the buzzer! ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/54 "2011-09-29T18:52:55Z")
Take d’Artagnan here to sickbay! ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/55 "2011-09-29T18:52:58Z")
I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month …sir. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/56 "2011-09-29T18:58:28Z")
“Miles long, with a maw that could swallow a dozen starSHIPS…” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/57 "2011-09-29T19:30:45Z")
[Shut up, Wesley!](http://www.shutupwesley.com/) ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/58 "2011-09-29T19:31:41Z")
I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/59 "2011-09-29T19:37:31Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > Memory Alpha has the episode “The Naked Time” (the disease that acts like alcohol, and shirtless Sulu running about with a fencing sword) with those words in it. Sulu grabs Uhura on the bridge, pledging to protect her. I guess maybe it was. I was thinking that it was Evil Alternate Universe Sulu that was hitting on her. Or was it Chekov? ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/60 "2011-09-29T19:40:48Z")
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