# Star Trek non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/121 "2011-10-01T15:32:58Z")
They say there’s no devil, Jim, but there is! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/122 "2011-10-01T16:05:07Z")
… for the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/123 "2011-10-01T16:08:47Z")
“You weren’t like this before the beard.” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/124 "2011-10-01T18:23:52Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > … for the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky! Picard was too upset to say anything. He was beside himself. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/125 "2011-10-01T19:49:55Z")
“Peace and long life.” ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/126 "2011-10-01T20:43:51Z")
“What makes you think you’re a man? You’re an overgrown jackrabbit. An elf with a hyperactive thyroid.” ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/127 "2011-10-01T20:52:23Z")
“youth and strength plus unusually strong female drives” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/128 "2011-10-01T21:32:22Z")
“_Vulcan_ biology, Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/129 "2011-10-01T22:01:18Z")
There aren’t gonna be any damned permits! How can you get a permit to do a damned illegal thing? Look, price you name, money I got. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/130 "2011-10-01T22:06:16Z")
Wow, just realized that’s like every episode of Firefly ever… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/131 "2011-10-01T22:20:41Z")
We have no devil, Captain… but we understand the habits of yours. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/132 "2011-10-01T23:16:47Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Picard was too upset to say anything. > > He was beside himself. ::growl:: You have no honor ::growl:: Doctor gave me a pill and I have a new kidney! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/133 "2011-10-02T01:52:58Z")
Gracie is pregnant ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/134 "2011-10-02T01:57:19Z")
Computer…_Helloooo Computer_ ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/135 "2011-10-02T02:07:58Z")
I hope you relish it as much as I. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/136 "2011-10-02T02:51:18Z")
Hey, how about a session, you and us? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/137 "2011-10-02T02:55:33Z")
There are four lights! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/138 "2011-10-02T03:00:10Z")
“I was born in Iowa. I only work in space.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/139 "2011-10-02T03:04:24Z")
I _HATE_ you! I _BERATE_ you! And I say, “_SCREW YOU!_” too … ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/140 "2011-10-02T03:07:59Z")
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