# Star Trek non sequitur thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 29, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975 "2011-09-29T04:17:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/141 "2011-10-02T03:28:42Z")

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I said … what does God need with a starship?

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/142 "2011-10-02T03:35:39Z")

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And from that “other show” several have quoted:

I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/143 "2011-10-02T04:13:26Z")

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> [@Darth\_Nader](#):
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> Look, price you name, money I got.

That sounds like something Yoda would say! 😛

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/144 "2011-10-02T04:14:24Z")

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At the time it seemed the logical thing to do.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/145 "2011-10-02T04:23:20Z")

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Damn… Sulu, get us out of here.

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**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/146 "2011-10-02T05:18:13Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> “I’ll protect you, fair maiden.”

“Sorry, neither.”

Uhuru’s best line!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/147 "2011-10-02T07:47:18Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> “Miles long, with a maw that could swallow a dozen starSHIPS…”

(But not, however, a maw that could chew more scenery than William Windom. 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/148 "2011-10-02T08:05:46Z")

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[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:142, topic:597975”]

And from that “other show” several have quoted:

I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here.  
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We gotta get out of here before something kills Guy!

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/149 "2011-10-02T15:04:14Z")

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[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:142, topic:597975”]

And from that “other show” several have quoted:

I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable. I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here.  
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Maybe you’re the plunky comic relief, did you ever consider that?

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/150 "2011-10-02T15:20:50Z")

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It’s a he-plant a girl can tell!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/151 "2011-10-02T15:29:57Z")

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Cry HAVOC!

And let slip the dogs of war!

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/152 "2011-10-02T15:54:19Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Cry HAVOC!
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> And let slip the dogs of war!

I’d give real money if he’d shut up

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/153 "2011-10-02T15:55:26Z")

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Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a _good_ cat.

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**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/154 "2011-10-02T16:11:47Z")

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Fire everything!!!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/155 "2011-10-02T16:35:43Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a _good_ cat.

I will …FEED… him.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/156 "2011-10-02T16:53:10Z")

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“Forget.”

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/157 "2011-10-02T17:33:59Z")

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I know this saying. It was invented in Russia.

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**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/158 "2011-10-02T19:33:16Z")

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“Welshy! Nooooooo!”

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/159 "2011-10-02T19:35:27Z")

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I wish you hadn’t done that. That was Weyoun’s last clone.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-non-sequitur-thread/597975/160 "2011-10-02T19:58:16Z")

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“You see? It’s an Earth drink. Prune juice.”

“A warrior’s drink!”

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