# Star Trek: The Avengers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 31, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753 "2017-05-31T02:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/1 "2017-05-31T02:55:23Z")
Trying to think how this could work: James T. Kirk is Captain Federation. Scotty is Tritanium Man. Spock is The Hulk Q or Trelane is Loki. Bones is? Uhura is? Sulu is? Chekov is? ? is Hawkeye? ? is Black Widow? (don’t say Uhura:dubious:) ? is Thor? ? is Nick Fury? ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/2 "2017-05-31T02:57:32Z")
Spock is not the Hulk. Spock is either Vision or Ant Man/Giant Man. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/3 "2017-05-31T03:00:42Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > Spock is not the Hulk. Spock is either Vision or Ant Man/Giant Man. Spock is the Vision Scotty is Ant/Giant Man Sulu = Hawkeye Uhura = BlackWidow (or maybe Scarlet Witch) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/4 "2017-05-31T03:15:32Z")
Jean Luc Picard is John Steed. Beverly Crusher is Emma Peel. Katherine Pulaski is Tara King. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/5 "2017-05-31T04:22:02Z")
Worf = Thor ---
**Author:** ![The\_Piranha\_Brothers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Piranha\_Brothers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Piranha_Brothers)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/6 "2017-05-31T11:07:22Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Jean Luc Picard is John Steed. > Beverly Crusher is Emma Peel. > Katherine Pulaski is Tara King. What about keeping it in the matching decade? William Shatner as John Steed, Nichelle Nichols as Emma Peel. **THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MANOEUVRE** _Steed goes where no-one has gone before, Emma is beaming._ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/7 "2017-05-31T11:34:01Z")
McCoy is – Banner? The snarky civilian type among military-officer types, as well as the go-to expert on medicine in general and fake-your-death serums in particular? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/8 "2017-05-31T13:27:43Z")
> [@The\_Piranha\_Brothers](#): > > What about keeping it in the matching decade? > > William Shatner as John Steed, Nichelle Nichols as Emma Peel. > > **THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MANOEUVRE** > _Steed goes where no-one has gone before, > Emma is beaming._ _The Avengers_ was quintessentially '60s, but it was also quintessentially English. I thought Patrick Stewart could pull off the posh Englishman role better than Shatner. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/9 "2017-05-31T16:33:04Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Jean Luc Picard is John Steed. > Beverly Crusher is Emma Peel. > Katherine Pulaski is Tara King. No, Tasha Yar is Tara King. ---
**Author:** ![DeptfordX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DeptfordX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeptfordX)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/10 "2017-05-31T16:43:14Z")
I’ve actually run a Star Trek/Justice League mash-up in an RPG game. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/11 "2017-05-31T18:59:18Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > No, Tasha Yar is Tara King. I almost chose her for Cathy Gale. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/12 "2017-09-02T18:51:09Z")
William Shatner as Wolverine. Leonard Nimoy as Charles Xavier Nichele Nicol as Ororo James Dohan as Banshee, later on he could guest star as The Blob. Unforunately the main X-men doctor is female so I can’t really think of a good role for DeForest Kelly. Geroge Takei as Silver Samurai. Walter Koenig as Colossus. (I’m thinking as a CGI character) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/13 "2017-09-02T19:06:59Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > Unforunately the main X-men doctor is female so I can’t really think of a good role for DeForest Kelly. The way I add it up, the main X-Men doctor is a guy named McCoy. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/14 "2017-09-05T19:47:14Z")
Capt. Kirk – Star-Lord Mr. Spock – Groot Dr. McCoy – Rocket Lt. Uhura – Gamorah Scotty – Drax the Destroyer Harry Mudd – Yondu Elaan of Troyus – Nebula ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/15 "2017-09-05T19:57:51Z")
Surely, Scotty would be Rocket? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/16 "2017-09-05T20:00:32Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Surely, Scotty would be Rocket? You’re right. That works better. (I just can’t see McCoy as Drax though. Maybe Sulu?) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-avengers/787753/17 "2017-09-05T23:10:29Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Jean Luc Picard is John Steed. > Beverly Crusher is Emma Peel. > Katherine Pulaski is Tara King. Just saw the episode _A Touch of Brimstone_ the other night. I think my casting could have worked.