# Star Trek -- the "I saw it" thread \*\*SPOILERS\*\*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 7, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640 "2009-05-07T08:13:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/721 "2009-05-20T12:39:12Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Did Vulcan get restored by the end or not?

Sadly, no.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/722 "2009-05-20T12:44:26Z")

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You meant thankfully, right? Reset buttons are obnoxious.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/723 "2009-05-20T12:48:48Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Reset buttons are obnoxious.

Especially if you carry them in your back pocket.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/724 "2009-05-20T12:58:13Z")

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Unless they have the same anti-gluteal mechanism that allows Riker to sit on Enterprise consoles with no adverse effect.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/725 "2009-05-20T13:01:46Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Unless they have the same anti-gluteal mechanism that allows Riker to sit on Enterprise consoles with no adverse effect.

I never paid any attention to Riker’s ass. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/726 "2009-05-20T13:14:49Z")

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You were obviously never a Nitpicker or read any of the books. **NCB** is no doubt spinning in his grave.

Or will be when he dies, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/727 "2009-05-20T13:18:39Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Who carries swords into battle when everybody’s got phasers? Not very practical.

Who? Sulu, ready for anything, the Dark Knight of Starfleet.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/728 "2009-05-20T13:48:25Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> What gets me, incidentally, is that DS9 did just that once–a group of ace cadets, while on a training mission, is forced to take command of a battleship. They eventully get killed due to their own arrogance…

“Valiant” is the episode you’re thinking of: [http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Valiant](http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Valiant)

And for fans of Karl Urban, here he is as Eomer in _LOTR: The Two Towers_: [http://sagralisse.mediawood.net/urban/eomer/eomer\_rotk\_sped\_001.jpg](http://sagralisse.mediawood.net/urban/eomer/eomer_rotk_sped_001.jpg)  
As a Russian assassin in _The Bourne Supremacy_: [http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/bourne\_supremacy20.jpg](http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/bourne_supremacy20.jpg)  
And as McCoy: [http://www.filmedge.net/StarTrek/images/EW/McCoy\_Kirk\_l.jpg](http://www.filmedge.net/StarTrek/images/EW/McCoy_Kirk_l.jpg)

Very different roles, and he’s great in each!

BTW, where did Tyler Perry appear? Was he the Federation honcho who gave Kirk his medal at the end?

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/729 "2009-05-20T14:02:20Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Unless they have the same anti-gluteal mechanism that allows Riker to sit on Enterprise consoles with no adverse effect.

Are you talking about [this clip](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHAZwR-BdQ) where Riker destroys the Enterprise by sitting down?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/730 "2009-05-20T14:07:28Z")

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I can’t view youtube at work.

I was just riffing on a rant from The Nitpicker’s Guide to The Next Generation, where the author complains loudly and often about how Riker will perch on adjacent consoles while talking to someone doing something plotty.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/731 "2009-05-20T14:15:58Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Sadly, no.

I didn’t think so. It just doesn’t fit with TOS and so on, so I was in denial.

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**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/732 "2009-05-20T14:18:25Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Very different roles, and he’s great in each!

Oh, c’mon. Leave out the [best](http://www.humina.com/kurban/articles/xenamag05.jpg)?

Well, most snicker-worthy, anyway. The one where lots of us said “Wait, _that guy_ is going to be McCoy?!?”

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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/733 "2009-05-20T14:30:52Z")

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Well, I was a little skeptical about Karl Urban, but goldang it Jim, he pulled it off.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/734 "2009-05-20T14:44:11Z")

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Never saw him in that. What is that, _Xena_?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/735 "2009-05-20T14:46:10Z")

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> [@Lightray](#):
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> Oh, c’mon. Leave out the [best](http://www.humina.com/kurban/articles/xenamag05.jpg)?
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> Well, most snicker-worthy, anyway. The one where lots of us said “Wait, _that guy_ is going to be McCoy?!?”

Okay. You just singlehandedly destroyed my burgeoning crush on Karl Urban.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/736 "2009-05-20T14:48:42Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> Other than a Starfleet hoedown, what was happening at the Laurentian System?

A necromancer was spotted there.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/737 "2009-05-20T15:14:17Z")

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My _wife_ loved the movie, which is a sure sign that it will make a metric crapload of money and spawn innumerable sequels - my wife is no Trekkie, and if she loved it, lots of people not already fans probably will also.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/738 "2009-05-20T15:27:00Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> Other than a Starfleet hoedown, what was happening at the Laurentian System?

Captain Ramius was trying to defect.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/739 "2009-05-20T16:11:05Z")

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> [@bleu\_ewe](#):
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> Winona Ryder seemed super random, but then I didn’t know she was in the cast until we see her onscreen so that was a neat surprise. Although even as she’s aged she still can’t play an old woman; it was like I was watching the last ten minutes _Edward Scissorhands_ again. 😛

I didn’t see her as playing an old woman. I saw her playing a woman in her early to mid forties, which is pretty close to her actual age (though she doesn’t look it).

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/740 "2009-05-20T16:23:44Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> Other than a Starfleet hoedown, what was happening at the Laurentian System?

A underground movement was afoot to reunite Gondwanaland.

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