# Star Trek -- the "I saw it" thread \*\*SPOILERS\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 7, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640 "2009-05-07T08:13:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1061 "2009-06-13T00:16:39Z")
Maybe he was just hitting on Pike? He did tie him up later, after all… ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1062 "2009-06-13T16:46:18Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Or he’s just a rube and doesn’t realize that you don’t call someone by their given name when they introduced themself with their title. He wasn’t being a rube; he was deliberately trying to wind Pike up. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1063 "2009-06-13T21:13:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Maybe he was just hitting on Pike? He did tie him up later, after all… Put his eel in Pike’s body, too. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1064 "2009-06-13T21:27:36Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Put his eel in Pike’s body, too. I initially misread that as _Pike’s booty_. Which didn’t happen but works even bettter. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1065 "2009-06-13T21:46:55Z")
Pike/Nero slash. This thread is getting good! ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1066 "2009-06-13T23:08:05Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > Pike/Nero slash. This thread is getting good! I’m surprised it took so long. Have we had the Spock/Spock slash yet? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1067 "2009-06-15T02:48:29Z")
> [@Annie](#): > > I’m surprised it took so long. Have we had the Spock/Spock slash yet? > :eek: Spock Prime: I have since grown to like this, but as I recall, you have not yet been exposed to this technique. Spock: Oooohhhh! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1068 "2009-06-15T02:51:33Z")
The only thing that I can possibly conceive as possibly more gross is: Are Vulcan pimples green? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1069 "2009-06-15T03:14:33Z")
> [@lobohan](#): > > spock prime: I have since grown to like this, but as i recall, you have not yet been exposed to this technique. > > Spock: Oooohhhh! no kill i (dammit. board won’t let me use allcaps.) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1070 "2009-06-15T03:47:08Z")
NO KILL I[COLOR=White]i[/COLOR]i ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1071 "2009-06-15T03:48:09Z")
Was that what you were trying to do? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1072 "2009-06-15T04:05:07Z")
ja! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1073 "2009-06-15T12:56:11Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Spock Prime: I have since grown to like this, but as I recall, you have not yet been exposed to this technique. > > Spock: Oooohhhh! Wouldn’t that be masturbation? :dubious: \<----------kinda appropriate, yes? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1074 "2009-06-15T12:58:53Z")
**COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC ALERT** Someone out there has already figured out how to knit up [Scotty’s hat](http://nicolelorenz.blogspot.com/2009/05/scottys-hat-pattern.html). I just thought I should share this late breaking dorkwad on two levels News. Back to you, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1075 "2009-06-15T14:03:25Z")
I have (and wear) a Jayne hat from Firefly so I’m not surprised. > [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > Wouldn’t that be masturbation? Not anymore than two twins fucking. I do wonder if it technically counts as incest, though. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1076 "2009-06-15T14:48:25Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > …Not anymore than two twins fucking. I do wonder if it technically counts as incest, though. Twins are two distinct individuals with a substantial overlap in genetic material. The two Spocks are the same individual at different times in his life. Seems to me it’d be masturbation AND incest! And slashfic being what it is, I’d be amazed if someone out there hadn’t already written such a scene. ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1077 "2009-06-15T14:57:17Z")
Someone was kind enough to inform me that yes, yes they have. /not seeking independent confirmation ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1078 "2009-06-15T15:04:22Z")
Actually, thinking about it, this has probably been around since _Mirror, Mirror_. Now we have opportunities for S/S/S. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1079 "2009-06-15T16:20:07Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Actually, thinking about it, this has probably been around since _Mirror, Mirror_. > > Now we have opportunities for S/S/S. Spock: Mmmm… your goatee tickles. ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640/1080 "2009-06-15T17:46:01Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Spock: Mmmm… your goatee tickles. [Beard on beard?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck-VIA1GUCY) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-i-saw-it-thread-spoilers/495640.md?page=55)