# Star Trek: The Next Generation - Random Season I Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 4, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513 "2004-03-04T14:58:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/41 "2004-03-05T04:35:53Z")
Also said to Scotty by Data in “Relics” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/42 "2004-03-05T04:37:38Z")
“Double dumb ass on you!” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/43 "2004-03-05T04:39:29Z")
Pardon my friend. He did a little too much LDS at Berkely. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/44 "2004-03-05T05:42:23Z")
That, of course, was Kirk to Gillian Taylor (?) explaining away Spock’s strange behavior in ST IV. “Tough little ship.” (note, there are _two_ answers…) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/45 "2004-03-05T05:46:29Z")
Riker to Worf, First Contact _Little_? - Worf to Riker, right after. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/46 "2004-03-05T14:10:03Z")
Still some unanswered quotes! “I have the utmost respect for the law.” “Get the cheese to sickbay.” “I want to stay… stay… stay…” “If you plick me, do I not bleak?” “Double dumb ass on you!” \* - kind of answered by **Aes** , but not officially. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/47 "2004-03-05T14:13:35Z")
“Double dumb ass on you” is from Kirk to the cab driver in STIV. Kirk is crossing the street oblivious to the traffic and the cab driver brakes and shouts, “Dumb ass”. ---
**Author:** ![PRNYouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PRNYouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PRNYouth)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/48 "2004-03-05T15:54:48Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Still some unanswered quotes! > “I have the utmost respect for the law.” I believe this was uttered by Riker, dressed as a nineteenth century policeman, TO a nineteenth century policeman in one of the “Time’s Arrow” episodes, just before he punched out the policeman. Easy one: “All right, I’ll try. But I’ll have you know, this is mutiny.” ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/49 "2004-03-05T16:28:03Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > “Get the cheese to sickbay.” _Voyager_. That episode where Neelix’s native-to-the-delta-quadrant cheese contained a culture that was infecting the ship’s bio-gel-pack computer circuitry. > [@NoClueBoy](#): > > “If you plick me, do I not bleak?” ST:TNG “The Naked Now”, when Data is under the influence of the intoxicating mutated-water-molecules. (Although, as I recall, that last word is supposed to be “leak.”) > [@NoClueBoy](#): > > “Double dumb ass on you!” \* Um … dunno. _Paper Chase_ guy? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/50 "2004-03-05T18:52:07Z")
**tra** , unofficial backstory (from someone who claims to have been there) was that it was scripted as, “If you prick me, do I not leak?” But Spiner’s double blooper of “plick” and “bleak” were just too funny to discard. Not having an original script (only online versions of dubious pedigree), I can neither confirm nor deny this. 🙂 New quote! And… I need you to tell me the FIRST time this was used (including circumstances) : “He’s dead.” ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/51 "2004-03-05T19:56:16Z")
> [@](#): > > “If there’s nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe!” This is the stupidest line in Star Trek history. And that’s saying a lot. That’s pretty much the definition of a psychotic break, isn’t it? “I am fine. The universe is conspiring against me.” But I kinda like the episode from which it came. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/52 "2004-03-06T00:11:33Z")
**Crusher** It’s all perfectly logical to you isn’t it? The two of us roaming the galaxy on the flagship of the Federation with no crew at all. **Picard** We never needed a crew before. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Vega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9adbd/32.png) [@Lord\_Vega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Vega)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/53 "2004-03-06T00:16:12Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > “I want to stay… stay… stay…” Charlie Evans, TOS Season1, Ep 8, Charlie X > [@NoClueBoy](#): > > “Double dumb ass on you!” Captain Kirk, ST IV The Voyage Home Next: > [@](#): > > “I think we’ve located Mr. Spock.” Cheers, Vega ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/54 "2004-03-06T00:56:16Z")
> [@Lord Vega](#): > > “I think we’ve located Mr. Spock.” TOS, I don’t remember the name of the episode, but it’s the one where Spock moves around really fast and fixes everything. * * * “That one looks like a dragon.” ---
**Author:** ![Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catalyst)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/55 "2004-03-06T01:23:24Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > “That one looks like a dragon.” Guess: Guinan to Data, commenting on a cloudlike formation in a nebula. “Of course it’s hot.” ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/56 "2004-03-06T02:05:38Z")
> [@Catalyst](#): > > Guess: Guinan to Data, commenting on a cloudlike formation in a nebula. Nope. > [@](#): > > “Of course it’s hot.” Data’s maid from the final episode of TNG. That’s a great scene. I occasionally say “I asked for Earl Grey, but I’d swear it’s Darjeeling!” to no one in particular. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/57 "2004-03-06T04:38:19Z")
> [@Lord Vega](#): > > Charlie Evans, TOS Season1, Ep 8, Charlie X Good Lord, you actually use the **episode numbers?!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Vega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9adbd/32.png) [@Lord\_Vega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Vega)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/58 "2004-03-06T06:03:26Z")
> [@tracer](#): > > Good Lord, you actually use the **episode numbers?!** :eek: Only on the One, True Trek. All the others are but mere shadowy facsimile of the original. (Except for some of the DS9 eps, Sisco **tried** to be like the great Kirk.) “One TOS to rule them all, and in Trekness bind them.” 🆒😃 Cheers, Vega ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Vega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9adbd/32.png) [@Lord\_Vega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Vega)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/59 "2004-03-06T06:07:32Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > TOS, I don’t remember the name of the episode, but it’s the one where Spock moves around really fast and fixes everything. Correct. Season3, ep 13, Wink of an Eye. Next: > [@](#): > > Brain and brain, **what is brain**! Cheers, Vega ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-the-next-generation-random-season-i-quotes/232513/60 "2004-03-06T06:14:39Z")
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