# Star Trek TNG porn parody **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838 "2011-05-13T23:00:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/1 "2011-05-13T23:00:35Z")
So, that company that has been doing porn parodies of various TV shows has done one of Star Trek: The Next Generation. TNG was my favorite show as a kid, thought it ended right around when I hit puberty so I never had any sexual fantasies about it. The trailer is on Youtube, it’s mostly work-safe but I’ll break the link just to be safe: [http://www.youtube.com/](http://www.youtube.com/) watch?v=4VkZwV1v5ZE They seem to have put some effort into it. Picard is played by a professional Picard/Patrick Stewart impersonator who looks a lot like him. It looks like it has a better plot than the last two TNG films. It doesn’t seem to be much of a “parody”, though; it seems like a serious episode or film. I wonder how long they can get away with that. Dana DeArmond, the actress who plays Ro Laren in the porn, talked about it on a recent episode of Chris Hardwick’s Nerdist podcast. Has anyone seen any of these things? The 30 Rock one looks promising. Hustler has apparently done a live-action Simpsons porn parody. That’s just disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/2 "2011-05-13T23:20:17Z")
From what I’ve seen the acting and writing in the parody parts are very good, but the sex is very generic. If they fucked in character or omitted the fucking altogether, it would be much better. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/3 "2011-05-13T23:29:27Z")
> [@Invisible\_Chimp](#): > > From what I’ve seen the acting and writing in the parody parts are very good, but the sex is very generic. The same is apparently true of the Batman one (presumably by the same people)…apparently there IS a sex-free version of that available. (Actually, I hear the Riddler’s sex scenes are better for that…apparently that actor really got into it.) Very interesting idea for a plot for this one. Wish the actors looked more like the original ones, though (or at least Data). ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/4 "2011-05-13T23:54:55Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > It looks like it has a better plot than the last two TNG films. Most porn movies do. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/5 "2011-05-14T00:04:04Z")
A Sex and the City XXX parody? So they have a bunch of sex scenes interupted by really bad acting and a meaningless plotline? Are the just replaying orignal show? ---
**Author:** ![Waffle\_Decider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/77aa72/32.png) [@Waffle\_Decider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waffle_Decider)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/6 "2011-05-14T00:44:41Z")
How interesting. I agree, the Picard impersonator is pretty good. The rest of the cast… not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/7 "2011-05-14T01:38:03Z")
I’ve seen a couple of them; the original [Star Trek](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM-QJNt_hTo&feature=related) one and the [X-Files](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMaalxypQ18) one. They do a pretty good job of making the characters look like the originals - it’s as good as you’d get in a SNL sketch. The scripts are fairly generic but not too awful - you can tell the writers have at least seen the show they’re parodying. You run into the main “problem” you get with porn. People just stop and have sex for no apparent reason related to the plot or their characters. But the sex scenes are the reason for making these movies after all. And Kimberly Kane, who played Scully, looks really good as a redhead. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/8 "2011-05-14T01:52:05Z")
> [@Invisible\_Chimp](#): > > From what I’ve seen the acting and writing in the parody parts are very good, but the sex is very generic. If they fucked in character or omitted the fucking altogether, it would be much better. That’s why the Jersey Shore porn parody is so good. Even though no one does any acting, they all stay in character during the sex scenes. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/9 "2011-05-14T02:34:21Z")
Some of the youtube comments for the trailer are pretty funny. > [@](#): > > Its funny how the CG in this porn is leagues ahead of TNG’s effects back in the day > [@](#): > > Congrats, Rick Berman. A porn director made a more authentic TNG movie than you ever did. ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/10 "2011-05-14T02:54:17Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’ve seen a couple of them; the original [Star Trek](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM-QJNt_hTo&feature=related) one and the [X-Files](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMaalxypQ18) one. > > They do a pretty good job of making the characters look like the originals - it’s as good as you’d get in a SNL sketch. The scripts are fairly generic but not too awful - you can tell the writers have at least seen the show they’re parodying. > > You run into the main “problem” you get with porn. People just stop and have sex for no apparent reason related to the plot or their characters. But the sex scenes are the reason for making these movies after all. > > And Kimberly Kane, who played Scully, looks really good as a redhead. Kimberly Kane plays Dr. Crusher in the TNG movie. Dana said the producers agree with you, so they gave her another redhead role. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/11 "2011-05-14T17:14:46Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > Hustler has apparently done a live-action Simpsons porn parody. That’s just disturbing. Too green. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/12 "2011-05-14T17:48:29Z")
I think it’s Rule 34? If it exists there IS porn of it I recall stumbling across some twisted Mythbusters material years ago. That Trek TNG parody looks like they put a lot of thought into it. I bet the William and Kate Middleton spoof is already being made. With a Pippa look alike. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/13 "2011-05-14T18:35:00Z")
I’m just waiting for the Dragonball Z parody. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/14 "2011-05-14T18:44:08Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > I think it’s Rule 34? > > If it exists there IS porn of it > **[Rule 34](https://rule34.paheal.net/)** > > Rule 34! The Original since 2007. Pokemon, Naruto, Genshin Impact, My Little Pony, high quality Video, AI etc. If it exists, there is porn of it! Don’t go past the counter if you’re at work. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/15 "2011-05-15T04:08:47Z")
I saw a copy of the Entourage porn parody. What’s weird is that they cast another actress in Sasha Grey’s character. It would have been so cool to have Grey playing the porn variation of her mainstream character. ---
**Author:** ![Jormungandr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@Jormungandr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jormungandr)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/16 "2011-05-15T05:15:25Z")
I saw this on “Daily What.” Someone made a [sexless version](http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/05/the_star_trek_tng_porno_minus_all_that_gratuitous.php)of it. Don’t know how long it will be up. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/17 "2011-05-15T12:24:16Z")
> [@Jormungandr](#): > > I saw this on “Daily What.” Someone made a [sexless version](http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/05/the_star_trek_tng_porno_minus_all_that_gratuitous.php)of it. Don’t know how long it will be up. Without a fluffer? Not long at all, I expect. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/18 "2011-05-15T12:49:06Z")
That actually made me laugh. I might even buy this when it comes out. I don’t think I’ve bout porn since the mid 90’s. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-tng-porn-parody/581838/19 "2011-05-15T16:06:51Z")
the one on YouTube called Beam me Up Hottie is quite funny.