# Star Trek Universe Rejection Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 20, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711 "2011-07-20T14:48:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/1 "2011-07-20T14:48:19Z")
Companion thread to [Vulcan Pick Up Lines](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=588034&highlight=Vulcan) I decided to expand it beyond just Vulcans and let everyone in on the fun. **Borg** We are Borg. You will not be assimilated. **Vulcan** I calculate the chances that you want to mate with me are almost certain with a margin of error of .000000000000000000000000000000000000001. The odds against you succedding are 5,987,098,342 to 1 against. Not even if you are the last humanoid male in the Alpha Quadrant. \*\* Seen on a shuttle craft in the docking bay\*\* Bumper Sticker: No Voyager chicks. **Q** I am Q. _zap_ ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/2 "2011-07-20T15:01:50Z")
**Horta** No date I. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/3 "2011-07-20T15:12:50Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > **Horta** > No date I. The first reply, and I’m already ready to declare you the thread winner. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/4 "2011-07-20T15:14:29Z")
## **Lurian** (Morn) ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/5 "2011-07-20T15:15:05Z")
Ferengi–Date you? Where’s the profit in that? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/6 "2011-07-20T15:21:53Z")
Tamarian: Your prom night, alone by the punch-bowl. ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/7 "2011-07-20T15:25:16Z")
> [@Mr.Excellent](#): > > Tamarian: Your prom night, alone by the punch-bowl. Shaka, your walls can goto hell! :mad: Let’s see… Kazon: My mother would never approve of a woman that doesn’t look like an Oompa Loompa. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/8 "2011-07-20T15:30:22Z")
**Pakled** I am smart. You are ugly. **Unnamed crystal lifeform** Go away, you ugly bag of mostly water. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/9 "2011-07-20T15:32:53Z")
[Ocampa](http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Ocampa) - Sorry, I don’t date older men. (Assumes an interspecies pickup attempt, of course…) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/10 "2011-07-20T15:33:00Z")
Cardassian (Never tell the same lie twice) “Hmmmm…I washed my hair last night…Ah. I must feed my cat.” ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/11 "2011-07-20T15:35:04Z")
Human–I wouldn’t fuck you with Riker’s dick. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/12 "2011-07-20T15:37:56Z")
Me: “Computer, end program.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/13 "2011-07-20T15:42:27Z")
Vorta, who are cloned: “Why do you want to go out?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/14 "2011-07-20T15:46:30Z")
**Deltan** mumble, mumble, mumble. I just renewed my oath of celibacy. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/15 "2011-07-20T15:51:13Z")
Jem’Hadar - Not for all the ketracel-white in the quadrant. Data - I am afraid you have been misinformed. I am neither fully functional, nor anatomically correct. Edit - LOL, runner pat ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/16 "2011-07-20T15:55:59Z")
ST TNG: Not tonight, Number 1. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/17 "2011-07-20T16:06:26Z")
Betazoid: I sense…impotence. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/18 "2011-07-20T16:07:56Z")
**Vulcan** I calculate the chances that you want to mate with me are almost certain with a margin of error of .000000000000000000000000000000000000001. The odds against you succedding are 5,987,098,342 to 1 against. “So, you’re saying there’s a chance?” - Jim Carrey,\*\*\* Dumb and Dumber\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/19 "2011-07-20T19:55:03Z")
_I, Mudd_ Android: “My apologies, but social contact with organics tends to set us on fire.” Medusan: "Sorry, but my hotness is just too much for humans to take. You know, that whole ‘go mad and blow up the ship’ thing. " ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711/20 "2011-07-20T20:17:12Z")
Assimilate this! ::flips the bird:: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-trek-universe-rejection-lines/589711.md?page=2)