# Star Wars: EP 7-9

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 18, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495 "2005-05-18T23:11:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/1 "2005-05-18T23:11:38Z")

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Am I incredibly insane, or is there another 3 story lines/Episodes to Star Wars?

Or better yet, are really that sure that III is the “final” chapter? Didn’t Lucas say that about Return of the Jedi? ((or so I was told, I wasn’t around the first time for that))  
Also

Why do the Ewok Adventures and others not get as much press?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/2 "2005-05-18T23:16:58Z")

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I hear Lucas was quoted as saying “This is a story about Anakin” Implying that another three films would be pointless.

What **I** would like to see is a complete remake of 4,5 and 6!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/3 "2005-05-18T23:19:29Z")

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From what I remember, Lucas originally said he was planning two make three trilogies with Eps 7-9 to follow the prequels. Now he says he’s just going to quit after ROTS and not do 7-9.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/4 "2005-05-18T23:20:31Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> IWhat **I** would like to see is a complete remake of 4,5 and 6!

_shudder_ …nnnggnnhhnnn…

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/5 "2005-05-18T23:23:03Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> _shudder_ …nnnggnnhhnnn…

What? To my 25 year old brain they look dated.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/6 "2005-05-18T23:24:11Z")

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It’s finally happend. I knew this day would come.  
I’m 26! I’ve finally reached the age where I forget how old I am.

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**Author:** ![FlightlessBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cdc98d/32.png) [@FlightlessBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlightlessBird)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/7 "2005-05-18T23:41:44Z")

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I appreciate the Zahn novels as fill-ins for Episodes 7-9. I don’t know if I’m alone there or not. But I’m pretty sure Lucas will hang up the sabers after ROTS.

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**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/8 "2005-05-19T00:03:15Z")

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> [@FlightlessBird](#):
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> I appreciate the Zahn novels as fill-ins for Episodes 7-9. I don’t know if I’m alone there or not. But I’m pretty sure Lucas will hang up the sabers after ROTS.

Nope, you’re not alone. I came into this thread specifically to say that. If they were to make 7-9, Zahn’s novels would be an excellent source.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/9 "2005-05-19T00:37:36Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> What? To my 25 year old brain they look dated.

“Greedo shoots first,” _dammit._

And the remastered Death Star explosion looks like ass.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/10 "2005-05-19T03:22:53Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> From what I remember, Lucas originally said he was planning two make three trilogies with Eps 7-9 to follow the prequels. Now he says he’s just going to quit after ROTS and not do 7-9.

Of course, he also said that Greedo shot first. Shows you how much credibility Lucas has.

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**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/11 "2005-05-19T03:32:53Z")

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Just happen to have the THX Laserdisc playing right now.  
::sticks fingers in ears:: “there is no special edition there is no special edition there is no special edition jabba’s not in the first movie la la la la I can’t hear you” 😛

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/12 "2005-05-19T03:47:26Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> What **I** would like to see is a complete remake of 4,5 and 6!

Are you nuts? Dated as they are, 4, 5, and 6 are marvels of storytelling compared to the dreck that 1 and 2 were. I swear to god that I wish I could just fix the glaring crap that Lucas pulled – the Ewoks, that f\*cking child in Ep. 1, and the rest of the gratuitous child-pandering _cuteness_. Hell, if he had cast a 13-year-old as Anakin I’d forgive him Jarjar Binks.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/13 "2005-05-19T04:07:51Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> What? To my 25 year old brain they look dated.

I’m sure. But the prequels are going to look more dated when they’re 25-30 years old than the original movies do now. I think you’d just get three more bad Star Wars movies out of that arrangement.

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**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/14 "2005-05-19T07:21:53Z")

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> [@Nametag](#):
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> … I’d forgive him Jarjar Binks.

Um, no.

Nothing can undo the horror that Jar Jar Binks has brought upon us.

Nothing.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/15 "2005-05-19T07:27:01Z")

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> [@Feydeau](#):
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> Um, no.
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> Nothing can undo the horror that Jar Jar Binks has brought upon us.
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> Nothing.

Hey, he said if. And honestly, he makes a good point. It’d be easier to overlook the film’s insipid attempts at cuteness if we didn’t have the future Darth Vader saying “Yippee!” You could, in theory, forgive Jar Jar if that crap hadn’t pervaded the movie and screwed up characters who actually mattered.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/16 "2005-05-19T07:37:54Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> What **I** would like to see is a complete remake of 4,5 and 6!

This is an obvious joke. And it’s not funny, either.

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**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/17 "2005-05-19T07:45:14Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> What **I** would like to see is a complete remake of 4,5 and 6!

I would like to see this as well, but only if they were made 20+ years from now after Lucas is long dead.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/18 "2005-05-19T07:48:40Z")

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The only two parts which looked really bad to me was (1) Greedo scene, and (2) young Anakin as part of the ghost trio.

Seriously wtf??

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/19 "2005-05-19T13:30:20Z")

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I think he’s missing a great opportunity by not making the third trilogy. He could just declare that the only things that are canon are the movies, ignore all the novels that have been written, and make the third trilogy any damn way he wants to, rather than harnessing himself the way he did making the first trilogy.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-ep-7-9/304495/20 "2005-05-19T14:33:22Z")

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> [@Keapon Laffin](#):
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> The only two parts which looked really bad to me was (1) Greedo scene, and (2) young Anakin as part of the ghost trio.
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> Seriously wtf??

That and the Jabba scene in “Special”(short bus) episode 4. It’s like “digitally enhancing” the Godfather so that Sollozo gives Vito a smack on the ass on the way out of the meeting.

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