# Star Wars Episode VII anticipation thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 23, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936 "2013-08-23T02:11:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/761 "2015-11-08T22:00:07Z")

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> [@sparky\_1](#):
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> Storm Troopers with flamethrowers? :dubious:
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> Seems a bit low tech for Star Wars.

No matter how far technology goes I’d like to believe setting things on fire will always be effective.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/762 "2015-11-09T15:44:36Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Luke’s initial appearance could be an amazing theatrical moment. If he appears suddenly and heroically, the crowd will lose its mind.
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> [New footage in the TV commercial.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPKE_GhrpMs)

“I’ve lived long enough to see the same eyes in different people. I see your eyes. I _know_ your eyes…”

If taken literally, sounds like she recognizes Rey as perhaps Leia’s kid/of Skywalker blood?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/763 "2015-11-10T23:23:43Z")

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The fan who saw the movie died today. ☹

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/764 "2015-11-11T00:51:00Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> If taken literally, sounds like she recognizes Rey as perhaps Leia’s kid/of Skywalker blood?

It’s probably figurative, as I think Rey’s an analog of Luke, stuck on a backwater and longing for adventure.

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/765 "2015-11-11T01:11:10Z")

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The recent Red Letter Media [Star Wars prediction video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oifhpT0HZ7Q) was fun. It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/766 "2015-11-13T11:49:03Z")

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TV spot #3:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJYpdpa-z6I)

“You probably need this”

Brian

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/767 "2015-11-13T11:50:38Z")

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Here’s the official copy: [Star Wars: The Force Awakens 60 Second TV Spot (Official) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6HN9soeGa8)

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/768 "2015-11-13T15:17:47Z")

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That shot of Han Solo shooting at enemies is awesome.

I’m excited. I shouldn’t be, but I am excited.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/769 "2015-11-14T00:29:42Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> That shot of Han Solo shooting at enemies is awesome.
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> I’m excited. I shouldn’t be, but I am excited.

Ford makes Solo a fierce old man. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/770 "2015-11-14T05:42:06Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> The fan who saw the movie died today. ☹

That bad, huh?

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2015, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/771 "2015-11-14T12:19:40Z")

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> [@sparky\_1](#):
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> Storm Troopers with flamethrowers? :dubious:
> 
> Seems a bit low tech for Star Wars.

Against guys who parry single-shot raygun blasts, it’s a step forward.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/772 "2015-11-15T15:52:15Z")

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New TV spot:

  
New scenes include a building being shot at, a ship being blown up, and Kylo Ren deflecting some blaster fire.

I’m trying to remain somewhat spoiler free – deciding that anything official is OK.

Brian

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/773 "2015-11-15T22:14:53Z")

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Here’s a Verizon ad, and it’s glorious:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAiUd4_Z8E)

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/774 "2015-11-19T11:48:47Z")

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Finn centric TV spot:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7bh-H9ZfLQ)

Zero G!  
~ 1 month to go…

Brian

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**Author:** ![BigShooter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigShooter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigShooter)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/775 "2015-11-19T20:02:26Z")

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> [@N9IWP](#):
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> Finn centric TV spot:  
> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7bh-H9ZfLQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7bh-H9ZfLQ)
> 
> Zero G!  
> ~ 1 month to go…
> 
> Brian

Finn - “Hell no!”

Alright, that took me right out of it. :mad: That phrase makes no sense in the Star Wars universe. They don’t have any concept of heaven or hell - they have The Force and it’s sides of Light and Dark. It’s like these humanoid aliens from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away are suddenly your neighbors. I know suspension of belief for Star Wars is a HUGE part of the fun but lines like that just ruin things for me when I’m sitting in a theater.

The Millennium Falcon is the ship that made the “Kessel Run” in “less than 12 parsecs.” Not the ship that made it “across the Atlantic in 30 minutes.” Luke wanted to go to “Toshi station to pick up some power converters” not go to “Pep Boys and get an alternator.” :smack:

This is the first time since the trailers started coming out that I’m starting to think this might be a turd. I still have that possibility at about 30% but it’s growing in my mind.

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/776 "2015-11-19T20:04:32Z")

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Han says “Then I’ll see you in Hell!” in _The Empire Strikes Back_…

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**Author:** ![BigShooter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigShooter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigShooter)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/777 "2015-11-19T20:09:43Z")

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> [@Lobot](#):
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> Han says “Then I’ll see you in Hell!” in _The Empire Strikes Back_…

You’re right and it takes me out of it then too. Empire was a great movie but it still has instances like that. I’m just praying this movie turns out the same. Well that and that JJ doesn’t make Finn start talking like my teenage nephew…

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**Author:** ![BigShooter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigShooter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigShooter)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/778 "2015-11-19T20:12:52Z")

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Ok. This makes me feel better:

[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellian\_religion](http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellian_religion)

Maybe Finn - like Han is Corellian!

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/779 "2015-11-19T20:13:03Z")

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It doesn’t really bother me in either case, personally. I actually get more annoyed by dialogue that is self-consciously “sci-fi’d”. But I can understand your reaction.

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/780 "2015-11-19T20:15:13Z")

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> [@BigShooter](#):
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> Ok. This makes me feel better:
> 
> [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellian\_religion](http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellian_religion)
> 
> Maybe Finn - like Han is Corellian!

Well, that’s no longer canon. BUT! the point is sound–we don’t know what religious concepts exist beyond the Force.

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