# Star Wars Episode VII anticipation thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 23, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936 "2013-08-23T02:11:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/841 "2015-12-16T13:59:50Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> Just to cool it down _a little bit_ it’s worth noting that the average review rating comes out to around 80%. Still pretty good! But I wouldn’t go in expecting an A+ movie.

Abrams fanboy writing prevents that. I’m sure we will see things like

Han: Nice to see you too your worship.

Somebody: You know she still loves you.  
Han: I know.

But meaningful shots and characters with weight go a long ways for me. I’m sure it’s great.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/842 "2015-12-16T14:32:48Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> Just to cool it down _a little bit_ it’s worth noting that the average review rating comes out to around 80%. Still pretty good! But I wouldn’t go in expecting an A+ movie.

Oh, I know. But Star Wars is my first and still my greatest fandom, and the idea that I’m about to watch a SW film that might not disappoint me is almost inconceivable.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/843 "2015-12-16T15:40:59Z")

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My professional movie critic friend gave it five stars and while he is a fan of sci fi, he’s not a Star Wars nerd. He was also very critical of the Star Trek reboot movies so I trust his review in this case.

[http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=27482&reviewer=389](http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=27482&reviewer=389)

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/844 "2015-12-16T17:04:09Z")

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Ars technica (mostly spoiler free) review:

> **[Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a great starter film for a new generation](https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-a-great-starter-film-for-a-new-generation/)**
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> Yes, all your favorite characters return, but the new ones are pretty cool, too.

one note about the previous post: (mentioned in the review which I glanced at)  
I will miss the 20th Century Fox into  
I assume we will see (and had better)  
[ul]  
[li]A long time ago in a Galaxy far far away…[/li][li]“Star Wars” fading into the distance[/li][li]Opening crawl[/li][li]Star field panning (Usually down, but I’d be OK with up or sideways) to a planet[/li][/ul]

Brian

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/845 "2015-12-16T17:10:14Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> If there’s one complaint, it’s that there are too many callbacks to the first trilogy, with some critics going so far as to call it more of a remake than a sequel - but then, that’s pretty much what we all expected from Abrams.

In a recent EW article, Abrams acknowledged his error in having his second Star Trek movie borrow too much from _Wrath of Khan_. I’m hoping he reigned it back a little on this, but I don’t really trust his judgement after _Star Trek Into Darkness_.

The good reviews are encouraging, though!

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/846 "2015-12-16T17:18:23Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> In a recent EW article, Abrams acknowledged his error in having his second Star Trek movie borrow too much from _Wrath of Khan_. I’m hoping he reigned it back a little on this, but I don’t really trust his judgement after _Star Trek Into Darkness_.
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> The good reviews are encouraging, though!

The makers of the 2nd Star Trek also acknowledged how lame it was that they lied about Benedict Cumberbatch being Khan even though the internet knew it. They lied, lied, and lied…then he was Khan anyway and it was stupid.

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**Author:** ![Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrogance_ex_machina/32/192_2.png) [@Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogance_Ex_Machina)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/847 "2015-12-16T22:12:40Z")

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Still no “seen it already, open spoilers” thread? I’m too lazy to start one. 😛

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/848 "2015-12-17T01:38:39Z")

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I made this thread over 2 years ago and I did see it today. My thoughts, open spoilers, are up in the “seen it” thread.

> [@Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](#):
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> Still no “seen it already, open spoilers” thread? I’m too lazy to start one. 😛

It’s up.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/849 "2015-12-17T13:20:42Z")

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I’m still wary, having been burned before. **Mahaloth** , would you see it again?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/850 "2015-12-17T13:50:25Z")

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> [@Arrogance\_Ex\_Machina](#):
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> Still no “seen it already, open spoilers” thread? I’m too lazy to start one. 😛

Yes, here it is: [Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Seen It (Assume Spoilers Within) - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=778406)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/851 "2015-12-17T13:53:48Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> My professional movie critic friend gave it five stars and while he is a fan of sci fi, he’s not a Star Wars nerd. He was also very critical of the Star Trek reboot movies so I trust his review in this case.
> 
> [http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=27482&reviewer=389](http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=27482&reviewer=389)

I started but didn’t finish that review. Several spoilers.

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**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/852 "2015-12-17T18:29:13Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> I started but didn’t finish that review. Several spoilers.

I hear you, it’s so hard to be careful. I’m reading a mundane article about racism and Star Wars, and how Boyega’s figure isn’t selling well. Then out of the blue, they mention

Han Solo gets killed off

Seriously?!?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/853 "2015-12-17T18:35:12Z")

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Really hope that was a joke, **Hubzilla** , because otherwise your dumbfuck typo just ruined a year of me avoiding spoilers for this movie less than twelve hours before I finally saw it.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/854 "2015-12-18T03:25:54Z")

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That was… unfortunate.

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/855 "2015-12-18T06:19:25Z")

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I’m glad it was edited before I came in here.

I’m not a HUGE fan of the series. My friend went to go see it, and wont even talk to me about non-Star Wars related stuff. Basically refuses to communicate until I see it. I can tell he will never look at the original three movies the same way… so I’m actually a little stoked. I’ll try to see it tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/856 "2015-12-18T07:14:51Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Really hope that was a joke, **Hubzilla** , because otherwise your dumbfuck typo just ruined a year of me avoiding spoilers for this movie less than twelve hours before I finally saw it.

Reading a Star Wars thread and hoping to avoid spoilers is about as lax as you can be. It sucks, but you really were playing with fire.

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**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/857 "2015-12-18T11:55:36Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Reading a Star Wars thread and hoping to avoid spoilers is about as lax as you can be. It sucks, but you really were playing with fire.

I stopped coming to this thread months ago for exactly that reason.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/858 "2015-12-18T12:45:36Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Reading a Star Wars thread and hoping to avoid spoilers is about as lax as you can be. It sucks, but you really were playing with fire.

I don’t think so. The entire thread has been closed spoilers. This isn’t a “troll” kind of message board and it was extremely unlikely to be spoiled here.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/859 "2015-12-18T14:15:09Z")

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The film is worth your time and money.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-episode-vii-anticipation-thread/666936/860 "2015-12-18T14:17:33Z")

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I got tickets for tonight! 😃

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