# Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker (SPOILERS!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 19, 2019, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059 "2019-12-19T01:52:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/461 "2020-01-19T14:12:07Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> So you’re of the opinion that all Star Wars films are equally good? \*Empire \*is basically the same as _Clones_?

[Seems](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11031943&postcount=6) [like](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10954334&postcount=7) [it](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=545323).

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/462 "2020-01-19T15:09:04Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Saw it again , still don’t understand all the negative reviews. It was a little slow in the middle but it was basically a typical fun SW movie. Do people expect Macbeth or Othello?

I never understand these sorts of responses. Do you only have three grades of movies in your mind: Complete trash, “Macbeth or Othello”, and then everything else – and anything in the “everything else” category is of equal value? Because I think most people have a wider spectrum than that and were hoping for a movie a bit further up that band of quality.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/463 "2020-01-19T16:47:15Z")

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Wow someone searched all my past posts on SW movies!! Must have a lot of free time?

SW movies should be fun, and all 11 of them were fun to me. Some were better than others. I know this is wacky but I think Episodes 1-3 were OK , not great but not as bad as most people say. Just my 2 cents.

If I want Shakespeare I will go see one of his plays or movies based on them. Just like if I want to hear classical music I will go see the symphony. And if I want to see rock I will go see Weezer.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/464 "2020-01-19T16:52:01Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Wow someone searched all my past posts on SW movies!! Must have a lot of free time?
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> SW movies should be fun, and all 11 of them were fun to me. Some were better than others. I know this is wacky but I think Episodes 1-3 were OK , not great but not as bad as most people say. Just my 2 cents.
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> If I want Shakespeare I will go see one of his plays or movies based on them. Just like if I want to hear classical music I will go see the symphony. And if I want to see rock I will go see Weezer.

Weezer, or Nickelback, or the Rolling Stones. Rock is rock, geez.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/465 "2020-01-19T17:02:53Z")

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Some rock is very good(10,000 Maniacs) , some is great(The Who) , some is OK(Tom Petty) and some is not good (Warren Zevon). But it’s all rock.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/466 "2020-01-19T17:04:59Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> SW movies should be fun, and all 11 of them were fun to me.

Eleven? Did I miss two movies?

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/467 "2020-01-19T17:06:08Z")

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Solo and Rogue One are the other 2. Must not be a big fan if you didn’t know there are 11. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/468 "2020-01-19T17:08:04Z")

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Sorry. I was thinking only of the three trilogies.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/469 "2020-01-19T17:13:11Z")

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I figure my grandkids will be watching SW #30 . There are 25 James Bond movies and there is no end in sight. (one is coming out this year)

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/470 "2020-01-19T18:42:22Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> If I want Shakespeare I will go see one of his plays or movies based on them. Just like if I want to hear classical music I will go see the symphony. And if I want to see rock I will go see Weezer.

And if I want to see a Star Wars movie, I go see a Star Wars movie. This was a poor quality Star Wars movie, not in comparison to Shakespeare, but in comparison to other Star Wars movies.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/471 "2020-01-19T18:44:34Z")

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How about a petition to remake episodes 5,6,7,8,9,1,2,3,Solo, Rogue One? It worked so well for the remake of GOT season 8. When is that due out?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/472 "2020-01-19T18:50:18Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> How about a petition to remake episodes 5,6,7,8,9,1,2,3,Solo, Rogue One? It worked so well for the remake of GOT season 8. When is that due out?

No, thanks. I just disliked a movie. It’s not a political crusade.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/473 "2020-01-19T18:52:15Z")

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Don’t you mean 13 movies?

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/474 "2020-01-19T19:29:58Z")

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The good news is they are remaking GOT season 8. The bad news is the writer,director,producer,editor, sound guy, light guy, accountant and cook are going to be George Lucas.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/475 "2020-01-19T19:36:19Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> The good news is they are remaking GOT season 8. The bad news is the writer,director,producer,editor, sound guy, light guy, accountant and cook are going to be George Lucas.

I think your point is pretty clear by now.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/476 "2020-01-19T19:52:29Z")

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I went and resaw ROS last night. I saw it opening weekend and thought the first hour was trash and then I was able to get into it. This time the first hour didn’t bother me as much. I still am bummed by the overall trilogy’s arch but now I’ve moved ROS up to a solid meh. Its fun as long you don’t spend any time thinking about it. I saw the new Bad Boys immediately after and it is a better movie in almost every way.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/477 "2020-01-19T20:44:10Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Wow someone searched all my past posts on SW movies!! Must have a lot of free time?

Nope, I just remembered reading you bringing it up a lot.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/478 "2020-01-19T20:56:46Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Don’t you mean 13 movies?

We get up to 12 if you include the Clone Wars pilot–what is number 13? (Of course, it hits 14 if you include the two Ewoks made-for-TV movies.)

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/479 "2020-01-19T21:14:03Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Nope, I just remembered reading you bringing it up a lot.

you remembered my post from 10 years ago? I can’t even recall what I posted last week. You really must have a lot of free time or something else is going on.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers/845059/480 "2020-01-19T21:21:37Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> you remembered my post from 10 years ago? I can’t even recall what I posted last week. You really must have a lot of free time or something else is going on.

I’ve only been here for a little over three years, so I ran across the posts more recently–and your reactions in that thread were _really_ memorable. But I remember stuff associated with names _and_ didn’t like the prequel trilogy, so you must have some _really_ strong views on my personal life!

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