Starvation- Is Eating Your Own Poop Advisable?

Actually, although it seems the circumstances were such that the originator of the vomit was the subject of some douby, it was never established if it was his vomit or someone else’s. “You can’t dust for vomit.”

Finally!!

Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poopon?

It probably should be added that your immune system is likely also to be weakened from the effects of starvation, so eating poop may shuffle you off this mortal coil faster, since your body is less able to fight offf the E. coli taking up residence in places it shouldn’t.

I remember a camping trip I was on shortly after the movie Alive came out.

One of the gals suggested that the female (I supposed she figured none of the fellas were gay) passengers should have sustained themselves by, um, felating the male passengers. Lots of protein in sperm, apparently.

She was surprisingly popular for the rest of that trip. (Or, perhaps not surprisingly.)

If you’ll forgive a brief hijack, where does the ‘grey poupon’ line come from? I’ve heard it several places…

Oh, my. Grey Poupon is a dijon mustard here in the USA, with a marvelous ad campaign. Do a google search for “Pardon me do you have any Grey Poupon”.

A darn good username!

considering that Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans have already made jelly beans in such flavors as vomit, dirt, earwax, and booger…the other bodily gunk/function flavors can’t be far behind.

:eek:

:dubious: Did you guys withhold her food?

Towards the end of Enemy At The Gates, William Craig relates that after the surrender at Stalingrad, those Italian POWs at the Krinovaya camp reluctant to emark on cannibalism were keeping themselves alive by picking undigested grain out of excrement from huge latrine ditches. Enterprising German POWs then set up a sieve system from empty tins and collected enough grain this way that they had a surplus for the camp black market. Yum yum.