# Statistically, how many men can autofellate? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 4, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426 "2014-09-04T00:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/41 "2014-09-06T10:53:16Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > That’s like saying you don’t masturbate, because that’d be a guy giving you a handjob. A really good looking guy at that! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/42 "2014-09-06T15:53:54Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > That’s like saying you don’t masturbate, because that’d be a guy giving you a handjob. Aside from the whole “over-analyzing” joke thing, there are other ways to masturbate besides using one’s hand. Or so I’ve heard… ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/43 "2014-09-06T15:57:10Z")
So, I tried to autofellate but I burnt my lips. Damn tailpipe was hot. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/44 "2014-09-06T16:02:24Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > spit or swallow becomes an even more serious debate. I would think it would be less serious. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/45 "2014-09-06T16:23:08Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > I would think it would be less serious. More of an autodebate. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/46 "2014-09-06T17:23:57Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > More of an autodebate. By a master debater? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/47 "2014-09-06T18:00:54Z")
_fist-bumps Emily_ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/48 "2014-09-06T18:48:18Z")
69% minus 1. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/49 "2014-09-06T21:14:49Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > _fist-bumps Emily_ Thats not how this works, thats not how any of this works… ---
**Author:** ![MrsTime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@MrsTime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsTime)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/50 "2014-09-06T21:28:46Z")
OOPs…I apparently asked a question already asked. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/51 "2014-09-06T22:40:08Z")
> [@brickbacon](#): > > True, but most people are not as picky about putting things in their hand as they are about putting things in their mouth. But at least you’d know where else it’s been. ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/52 "2014-09-06T22:41:27Z")
> [@Reply](#): > > Wouldn’t evolution have selected against this long ago? Men who could autofellate would never find time to seek food, much less mates. Maybe this is why I became more ambitious after I got a little older and gained weight. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/53 "2014-09-06T22:50:08Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > 69% minus 1. wouldn’t it really be 34.5% ? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/54 "2014-09-09T06:57:32Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > But at least you’d know where else it’s been. Not necessarily. Back in the day, I woke up some weekend mornings with no clue where it had been. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426/55 "2014-09-09T11:40:25Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Not necessarily. Back in the day, I woke up some weekend mornings with no clue where it had been. Those were the mornings I’d look down and scold it. “Just what have you been up to?!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/statistically-how-many-men-can-autofellate/697426.md?page=2)