# Stay away from the bottles!  He hates those bottles!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 12, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stay-away-from-the-bottles-he-hates-those-bottles/637565 "2012-10-12T21:37:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stay-away-from-the-bottles-he-hates-those-bottles/637565/1 "2012-10-12T21:37:35Z")

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With apologies to Navin, I give you…

Blade Obsessed Guy vs. Innocent Bottled Water.

> **[Bottles Beware!](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/bottles-beware/82841584/)**
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> You might want to hide your plastic bottles when this guy rolls into town.

Words fail me.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stay-away-from-the-bottles-he-hates-those-bottles/637565/2 "2012-10-12T22:39:33Z")

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Why did I just watch that in its entirety?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stay-away-from-the-bottles-he-hates-those-bottles/637565/3 "2012-10-13T01:08:33Z")

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Feeling inadequate is a terrible thing.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stay-away-from-the-bottles-he-hates-those-bottles/637565/4 "2012-10-13T01:26:36Z")

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That is one big Ninja.  
Nice The Jerk reference OP.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stay-away-from-the-bottles-he-hates-those-bottles/637565/5 "2012-10-13T03:35:58Z")

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Timmy! Did you take out the recycling?

Actually pretty cool when he managed to decapitate it and leave the lower part standing.