# STBILTF - Star Trek Babes I'd Like To... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 16, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571 "2004-02-16T23:26:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/21 "2004-02-17T11:19:04Z")
Lady joining in… Gul Dukat. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/22 "2004-02-17T12:01:12Z")
Yeoman Colt, remember according to the keeper she has “unusually strong female drives”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/23 "2004-02-17T12:30:54Z")
I think there was an earlier thread on this theme … And I think that, in it, I expressed my willingness to sneak into Starfleet’s records section and delete all references to Lt. Ilia’s oath of celibacy … ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/24 "2004-02-17T12:46:01Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Kira, when she wasn’t being bitchy, I say: Kira, when she _was_ being bitchy. Also, the Orion slave girl played by Yvonne Craig, and Vina in her Orion Slave Girl guise. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/25 "2004-02-17T13:12:36Z")
Anyone who doesn’t put Seven of Nine top of the list doesn’t deserve her, so you can wash her and send her to my tent right away, where I have something for her to assimilate 🙂 Jadzia Dax can pop by and give me a body rub afterwards, also that babe in the silver underwear out of the TOS episode “The Gamesters Of Triskelion”. Then Ke’hleyr or however you spell it - the one Worf was too wussy to grab by the top-knot and drag back to his lair, Alexander’s mother. And after that, if Tasha Yar wants to find out if I’m still fully functional… Haven’t seen _Enterprise_ so I’ll leave those who have to argue in favour of T’Pol, though I hear very good things of her. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/26 "2004-02-17T14:47:04Z")
Tripp is yummy. ---
**Author:** ![YPOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e99b99/32.png) [@YPOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YPOD)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/27 "2004-02-17T14:51:51Z")
Seven of Nine - especially with the silver suit T’Pol Hoshi Uhurra (from TOS - not the movies) Yeoman Rand Tasha The ones who would have to suffer the agony of my disinterest Janeway Crusher Nurse Chappel What’s her name who replaced Crusher for a year B’lana Allmost all of the female guest stars on TOS except Julie Newmar ---
**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/28 "2004-02-17T15:21:43Z")
> [@Icerigger](#): > > Yeoman Colt, remember according to the keeper she has “unusually strong female drives”. 😃 But at that time, didn’t that mean baking cookies and having babies? BTW–she was a cutie ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/29 "2004-02-17T23:49:18Z")
I should probably add [Ishara Yar](http://www.startreklives.de/personnel/non_ishara.htm) and [Rayna Kepec](http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/rayna.htm) to my earlier list. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/30 "2004-02-18T00:06:23Z")
Just give me the [Romulan Commander](http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/romulan.htm) from _The Enterprise Incident (TOS)_ played by Joanne Linville. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/31 "2004-02-18T00:43:27Z")
I can’t remember the specifics of all those hotties back in the original Star Trek but there were many. T’Pol makes my stomach sink with anguished lust. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/32 "2004-02-18T07:14:09Z")
> [@YPOD](#): > > What’s her name who replaced Crusher for a year You mean, Dr. Pulaski? (Assuming you were referring to Dr. Beverly Crusher, and not Wesley Crusher. No one can replace Wesley Crusher.) ---
**Author:** ![Santos\_L\_Halper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/santos_l_halper/32/1_2.png) [@Santos\_L\_Halper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santos_L_Halper)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/33 "2004-02-18T08:04:01Z")
Given enough time I could probably come up with a list of more than a hundred names (Star Trek seems to have had more than their share of hot chicks), but I’m surprised I’m the first to mention [Dr. Helen Noel](http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/trek/women/classic/helen_noel1.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/34 "2004-02-18T12:21:50Z")
Ashley “Barely Legal” Judd. The one and only time I envied Wesley Crusher. I got sick of her “list” pretty quick, though. ---
**Author:** ![spiralscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@spiralscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiralscratch)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/35 "2004-02-18T12:24:49Z")
In rough order: Ezri Dax Jadzia Dax Hoshi 7 of 9 Kira B’lana Torres Ezri Dax T’pol Leeta Troi Jadzia Dax Dr. Crusher Janeway Ezri Dax maybe about half of the guest stars whose names I can’t think of. Jadzia Dax Ezri Dax (Why yes, I am a sucker for dark hair and blue/green eyes. How’d you guess?) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/36 "2004-02-18T13:14:13Z")
Lt. M’ress, of _ST:TAS_. [http://www.startrekanimated.com/tas\_a01\_01.jpg](http://www.startrekanimated.com/tas_a01_01.jpg) [http://startrekanimated.com/tas\_art\_mress\_aderson.jpg](http://startrekanimated.com/tas_art_mress_aderson.jpg) [http://startrekanimated.com/tas\_art\_MressRoom.jpg](http://startrekanimated.com/tas_art_MressRoom.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Patr100](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Patr100](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patr100)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/37 "2004-02-18T13:59:43Z")
Hmm, so many babes to choose from but does no one want to spend a blissful eternity with the 500 versions of Harry Mudd’s wife? Is romance really dead? [http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/muddstella.htm](http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/muddstella.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/38 "2004-02-18T14:17:59Z")
> [@Patr100](#): > > Hmm, so many babes to choose from but does no one want to spend a blissful eternity with the 500 versions of Harry Mudd’s wife? > Is romance really dead? > > [http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/muddstella.htm](http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/muddstella.htm) Claw out my own eyeballs! Or yours. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/39 "2004-02-18T14:18:49Z")
In one of the earlier movies, there was a girl who was bald, IIRC a Vulcan. Who that? ---
**Author:** ![heater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/858c86/32.png) [@heater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heater)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/40 "2004-02-18T14:23:14Z")
Thank you \*_Ranchoth_. I couldn’t remember her name. Ishara Yar is _definitely_ whacking material. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571.md?page=3)