# STBILTF - Star Trek Babes I'd Like To... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 16, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571 "2004-02-16T23:26:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/41 "2004-02-18T14:57:01Z")
> [@The Gaspode](#): > > In one of the earlier movies, there was a girl who was bald, IIRC a Vulcan. Who that? That was Lt Ilia, from ST:TMP, who Steve Wright mentioned earlier. She’s not VUlcan, she’s [Deltan](http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/library/aliens/article/124480.html). _Looks at all the mentions of Ezri_ Dude, am I suddenly not alone? When’d the rest of the geeks on the board develop taste? ^\_\_~ Since the sex of the ‘babes’ wasn’t specified, I’d like to take this moment to imagine being stuck between Ezri and Dr Bashir once they got together. … … :o I’ll…uhm…go do that elsewhere, then. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/42 "2004-02-18T18:13:00Z")
What? No love for Ensign Sito Jaxa ([Shannon Fill](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0277179/), ST:NG eps “The First Duty” and “Lower Decks”)? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/43 "2004-02-18T18:50:39Z")
Well, the Horta was female… Beth Toussaint as Ishara Yar looked her best in the one-piece jumpsuit. Watch the scene where she talks with Data on the bridge. You’ll see what I mean. Commander Shelby, the Borg fighter, was a babe who could kick ass too. Unlike Picard, I would have found a way to keep Famke Janssen, instead of allowing her to marry the uninterested official. Gee, it seems that the women I like the best are from TNG. Ensign Soo (Tzu?), from “The Arsenal of Freedom.” Julia Nickson went on to be Sinclair’s girlfriend on the first season of Babylon 5. I can think of more… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/44 "2004-02-18T19:10:30Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Lt. M’ress, of _ST:TAS_. > > [http://www.startrekanimated.com/tas\_a01\_01.jpg](http://www.startrekanimated.com/tas_a01_01.jpg) Rrrrrrrowr! (Literally!) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/45 "2004-02-18T19:14:17Z")
> [@Steelerphan](#): > > Well, the Horta was female… The Horta layed eggs, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it was female. Hortae could be an asexually-reproducing species. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/46 "2004-02-18T19:27:07Z")
How could I forget the lovely (and fuzzy) M’res? ---
**Author:** ![bufungla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@bufungla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufungla)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/47 "2004-02-18T19:56:17Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Jadzia Dax can pop by and give me a body rub afterwards, also that babe in the silver underwear out of the TOS episode “The Gamesters Of Triskelion”. Angelique Pettyjohn had a rather, erm, _interesting_ film career after Star Trek. You’re sure to be in for a treat if you can find any of her movies. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/48 "2004-02-18T21:46:16Z")
> [@YPOD](#): > > The ones who would have to suffer the agony of my disinterest > > What’s her name who replaced Crusher for a year And yet: [http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/annmulhall.htm](http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/annmulhall.htm) I have to second Yeoman Colt, Andrea, and Dr. Noel, as well as, of course, Uhura. (When Shatner was asked if he’d be willing to kiss Nichelle Nichols in **Plato’s Stepchildren** , his response was “Have you _seen_ her?”) One can’t forget 7 of 9, Deanna, or either of the Dax girls. And what about Tal, Harry Kim’s girlfriend from Voyager’s **The Disease**? > **[Musetta Vander - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0888727/)** > > Musetta Vander, Actress: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. A Dutch South African, Musetta Vander was raised without that most basic of modern conveniences--television! Radio programming, childhood books and weekend trips to the drive-in introduced her to... –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/49 "2004-02-19T00:48:59Z")
> [@Steelerphan](#): > > Well, the Horta was female… > > . Yeah. AND SHE SWEATED ACID!! Worse than eating crackers in bed… ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/50 "2004-02-19T01:04:26Z")
> [@](#): > > No one can replace Wesley Crusher …so, alas, we’re stuck with the annoying git. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/51 "2004-02-19T05:12:09Z")
Hoshi, Hoshi, Hoshi That’s right. In my fantasy, she’s triplets. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/52 "2004-02-19T05:18:10Z")
Which would explain the five boobs she had this week. (Hi, **Aesiron**!) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/53 "2004-02-19T05:26:00Z")
A one boobed headless and armless Hoshi is still hotter than a T’Pol with all her body parts intact. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/54 "2004-02-19T12:29:30Z")
Um, the blonde alien babe in the cloud city in TOS ep who fell for Spock struck me as eminently F-able. And Uhura! I remember her in that uniform that bared her midriff in the “Mirror, Mirror” episode of TOS. Other than that, the only really babe I can recall are Jeri Ryan as 7 or 9 in Voyager, and the current Vulcan hottie on Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/55 "2004-02-19T13:40:11Z")
This thread (especially the post about triplet Hoshis) ably demonstrates what I’ve always argued: That in a world where there are holodecks, no work would ever get done by anybody. The TNG episode where everyone was so shocked that Barclay was acting out his fantasies on the holodeck never rang true for me. Hell, everyone would be doing that! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/56 "2004-02-19T14:16:39Z")
I’ve long had a thing for Scott Bakula, but I wouldn’t give Jonathan Archer the time of day. 7 of 9 is hot. Even to this straight female. Am I the only one who would like to get naked in a bathtub full of tribbles? ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/57 "2004-02-27T00:09:37Z")
T’Pol and 7. Then if there’s time Commander Donatra. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/58 "2004-02-27T00:23:03Z")
I forgot about Donatra in my original ranking. Mm… pointy ears. ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571/59 "2004-02-27T21:06:01Z")
In order: Seven of Nine T’Pol Ardra (guest from TNG) Naked in a tub full of tribbles? Sounds interesting… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stbiltf-star-trek-babes-id-like-to/229571.md?page=2)