# STCILF: Star Trek Characters I'd Like to ... umm, Flirt with. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 27, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686 "2003-05-27T02:21:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/1 "2003-05-27T02:21:10Z")
Been on a bit of a Star Trek kick lately, and I was thinking this morning how many _hot_ people there seem to be in the centuries to come. I mean, _damn_. So, which Star Trek characters – from any of the serieses or the movies – would you be all over if you could meet them in person somehow? For me, the top spot’s a tie between **Jadzia Dax** (aka Terry Farrell) from DS9 – I just loooooove a woman who knows how to use a bat’leth – and **Shinzon** (aka Tom Hardy) from _Nemesis_. However, looking through my Hot Chicks / Hot Guys list, I also find Picard, Data, Q, and Hoshi (Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, John de Lancie and Linda Park, respectively). You know, I think that posting this thread is yet more proof that I’m the geekiest geek who ever geeked. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/2 "2003-05-27T02:40:26Z")
I always had a thing for Q; I like the cute smartass type. But I do carry a torch for Worf, but only when he had the long ponytail. Rowr. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/3 "2003-05-27T02:44:22Z")
I love redheads so Bev Crusher caught my interest immediately. Lucky for me shortly after I discovered her I saw her on **Dream On** … Topless! Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/4 "2003-05-27T02:45:18Z")
The Crystalline Entity always did it for me. I don’t know; I have a thing for fractals. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/5 "2003-05-27T02:51:05Z")
Yeoman Colt. The human form of Isis. Goo. The redhead bartender in ENT’s _First Flight_ Wesley Crusher in a dress. Kim Cattrall’s bad girl Vulcan in _STVI:TUD_ ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/6 "2003-05-27T02:55:11Z")
You know, in retrospect I should add Uhura and Khan (whether his chest was real or not) to my list … ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/7 "2003-05-27T03:14:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Wesley Crusher in a dress. > \*\* Heh. There was a redheaded “Irish” woman from an early TNG episode that I thought was damn hot. The episode where the planet of Clones was dying and they needed some fresh DNA. Oh yeah, I’d do T’pol in a second. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/8 "2003-05-27T03:21:06Z")
Ah yes… _Send In the Clones_ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/9 "2003-05-27T03:23:23Z")
Le’see here… from TOS, the only girl worth having would’ve been Janice Rand. Yummy. From TNG, I always had a thing for Troi and often wondered how she would have reacted if she sensed my emotions towards her. :o I also liked Robin Lefler. Moving on to DS9, EZRI! EZRI, EZRI, EZRI! Hottest. Trek Babe. _EVER_. Oh, and Leeta too. Second hottest Trek Babe ever. And then Jadzia. The third hottest. Notice a pattern here? 😃 On Voyager, I always loved B’ellana which is shocking… I don’t care much at all for hot tempered and stubborn women but I loved her regardless. I was never a Seven fanboy. Sure… she’s attractive but I never thought she was as hot as everyone made her out to be. And on Enterprise, there’s Hoshi. I love Asian women. ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/10 "2003-05-27T03:27:58Z")
A red shirt guy in the landing party. After all, his final moments alive should be happy and memorable ones before he gets killed. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/11 "2003-05-27T03:39:43Z")
Janice Rand. ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/12 "2003-05-27T03:51:53Z")
[Ensign Roe Laren](http://members.easyspace.com/stcg/portrait/ro/ro01.jpg) from TNG is the first one who comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/13 "2003-05-27T03:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fern Forest \* > \*\*I love redheads so Bev Crusher caught my interest immediately. Lucky for me shortly after I discovered her I saw her on **Dream On** … Topless! Sigh. \*\* Thank you for that memory! I totally forgot about that. _drool_ She was one of my first celeb crushes, but I didn’t know what it at the time. All I knew was I loved the episodes that she was on and hated the ones that the other woman was on. Later, my horomones kicked in and I figured it out. Miss Deanna Toi. Yum. I only really watched TNG, but from the few episodes I saw I would go with the Trill and the Klingon woman from “Voyager.” At the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/14 "2003-05-27T04:03:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ellen Cherry \* > \*\* But I do carry a torch for Worf, but only when he had the long ponytail. Rowr. \*\* You stay away from Worf, you hear? He’s mine, I tell you! I’ll meet you with a bat’leth, any time, any place. It’s going to be me throwing the heavy objects at him! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/15 "2003-05-27T04:19:14Z")
Nobody’s mentioned Jeri Ryan yet? (Yes, yes, I know. I enjoy exercises in futility.) Oh, and: Teri Garr’s character from that one episode they showed today. Madlyn Rhue’s character from the Khan episode. Deanna Troi Yeoman Rand Half the other mini-skirted extras from the original series. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/16 "2003-05-27T04:23:26Z")
Terri Garr played Roberta Lincoln, Gary Seven’s “secretary” in the episode, _Assignment: Earth_. I knew that from memory. I am the master Trekker! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/17 "2003-05-27T04:29:19Z")
Careful, **Aes**. You’ll go blind and grow hair on your palm. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/18 "2003-05-27T04:31:29Z")
I was waiting for someone to say that. Should’ve known it would be you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/19 "2003-05-27T07:02:33Z")
Obligatory Hoshi response. Seconded. Passed by Acclimation. Motion in effect, Hoshi\>\* Meeting adjourned. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/20 "2003-05-27T07:15:54Z")
Ugh. I think Hoshi’s more alien-looking than most of the aliens on ST. I’d love to be stuck in decon with T’Pol. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686.md?page=2)