# STCILF: Star Trek Characters I'd Like to ... umm, Flirt with. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 27, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686 "2003-05-27T02:21:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/21 "2003-05-27T07:28:20Z")
I’ll hold his arms, **Tars**. ---
**Author:** ![shep\_proudfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@shep\_proudfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shep_proudfoot)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/22 "2003-05-27T07:49:13Z")
I have always thought that Kate Mulgrew was (and is) a hot middle aged babe. I love that two pack a day voice of hers. A classy lady who expects to be treated right. (Insert Barry White music). SP ---
**Author:** ![Waenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/23 "2003-05-27T08:02:32Z")
They’ve had lots of good looking extras and one-show actors, but going on main characters I’d say: TNG: I second the “Worf. Rowr.” comment DS9: Julian Bashir And I’m a straight woman, but if I had to pick the hottest woman I’d say Jadzia, closely followed by B’Elanna. Strong, sexy women. Yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Baranlaith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@Baranlaith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baranlaith)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/24 "2003-05-27T13:14:10Z")
Remember Troi in the tight leather pants and cowboy hat when Worf and his son were playing sherrif and deputy in the holodeck? Worf’s wife - the only Klingon with human teeth Dominatrix Kira Dax Janeway Hoshi T’Pol Am I the only one who remmebers Tasha Yar? ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/25 "2003-05-27T14:50:51Z")
Dr Bashir. Especially the long-haired, hard and dirty mirror universe Dr Bashir. Ooh baby! And let’s not forget Lieutenant Hawk from _First Contact_. Resistance is so definitely not futile. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/26 "2003-05-27T15:01:38Z")
I was never attracted to Tasha Yar. But, I would gladly tie up her sister and spank her for being naughty. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/27 "2003-05-27T15:12:18Z")
Horta. I love her for her mind. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/28 "2003-05-27T16:54:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tangent \* > \*\*Ugh. I think Hoshi’s more alien-looking than most of the aliens on ST. > \*\* This man is obviously deranged, and is a danger to himself and others. He must be hospitalized immediatly and put on medication for his condition. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/29 "2003-05-27T18:09:37Z")
Maybe he meant it as a compliment, **Tars** - I mean, he likes T’Pol, after all, and nobody looks more alien than she does. Even ignoring the ears. For my part, I was always partial to Q. The sense of humor thing is important to me. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/30 "2003-05-27T18:29:30Z")
[puts on groucho glasses] So…Kn(\*)ckers. How you doin? ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/31 "2003-05-27T21:38:56Z")
Having no TV, I’ve seen very little Trek, but I’ve seen a couple of the movies and flicked through some books, and I do find Seven of Nine very intriguing. You know, once HDD prices come down a bit, Paramount or whoever could make a killing if they sold a large HDD with all the Trek episodes on it. A single DVD can carry over 2 episodes, so call it 2 GB/episode, and that’s 100 episodes on a 200 GB HDD - the entirety of B5 or TOS - not sure about Voyager or TNG. Alternatively, put all of one or two seasons on a much smaller and cheaper HDD. Why take up all that shelf space with umpteen DVDs when you can have one convenient HDD? Simply plug it into your Firewire port and go. ---
**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/32 "2003-05-27T22:02:07Z")
Hoshi, no question. The only reason I still watch _Enterprise_. Where’s the “lust” smiley? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/33 "2003-05-27T22:51:36Z")
7 of 9 Kes And I’ve already flirted with Marina Sirtis (sp?) ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/34 "2003-05-27T23:40:07Z")
I am with jackass on this: Definitely Ro Laren. Oh and Major Kira was a hottie as well. I guess I have a thing for Bajoran women, heh. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/35 "2003-05-28T00:01:58Z")
Riker: for the twinkling eyes and the sense of humor. Picard: I’m a sucker for accents, and intelligence is very attractive to me. Bashir: Accent again, and his eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/36 "2003-05-28T03:43:02Z")
Tough luck, **NCB**. She likes 'em intelligent. ;j ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/37 "2003-05-28T03:55:08Z")
So, **Linus** ends up with her, after all we went through… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/38 "2003-05-28T03:57:12Z")
Oh, yeah… by the way, **Kn\*ckers** … you’re not fooling anyone by pretending you’re attracted to Q 'cause he’s “funny”. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/39 "2003-05-28T04:05:00Z")
However, I would flirt with Archer just for his muscular body, since he has no brain that I can detect. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/40 "2003-05-28T04:18:51Z")
Oh, come on, y’all. We’re all intelligent species here. Aren’t we? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686.md?page=3)