# STCILF: Star Trek Characters I'd Like to ... umm, Flirt with. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 27, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686 "2003-05-27T02:21:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/61 "2003-05-29T03:28:26Z")
Simullink!! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/62 "2003-05-29T04:31:31Z")
Oh, and two more: -Lt. Telfer (a nervous, shy lower-decks boy from the Voy episode “Good Shepherd”), and -Icheb. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/63 "2003-05-29T05:28:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baranlaith \* > \*\*Don’t I remember seeing Ashley Judd in _The Next Generation_ ? > Mmmm…Ashley Judd in a uniform. > And that engineer chick that designed the engines. giordi created a simulation of her on the holdeck. \*\* Ashley Judd was Robin Lefler, who I called dibs on. Get your own! Leah Brahms was the chick Geordi was crushing on. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/64 "2003-05-29T05:50:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\* > -Icheb. \*\* i’m not gay, but Icheb seems like his only use would be to call him on the phone if you have insomnia and let him talk, the resulting blather would be enough to put an earmuffed Helen Keller to sleep. I am also glad no one in this thread has picked Naomi Wildman ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/65 "2003-05-29T05:53:52Z")
I was more partial to Alexander during the TNG years, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/66 "2003-05-29T11:38:01Z")
How could I forget the adorable [Simon Tarses](http://www.decipher.com/startrek/cardlists/basic/large/simontarses.html) from TNG _The Drumhead_? It’s the pointy ears that do it for me. ---
**Author:** ![BellaVoce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@BellaVoce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaVoce)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/67 "2003-05-29T12:53:24Z")
Counselor Troi is a most fertile woman. She got me through Jr. High. 7of9 got me through high school. Jadzia and Ezri helped. Especially durring the Risa eppisodes. YOWZA! I, too, liked the irish redhead babe that was macking on Riker in \Send in the Clones\. I have a thing for Irish broads. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/68 "2003-05-29T13:25:28Z")
Seven of Nine. Jadzia Dax. Saavik. And possibly Kira Nerys. Strip 'em, wash 'em, send 'em to my tent, book the undertaker and assure my next of kin that I died a happy, happy man. 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686/69 "2003-05-29T18:17:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tarragon918 \* > \*\*Geez, how’d I miss this thread until now?! Everyone has a leg up on me now - pun intended! 😛 So lets see… > > From TOS: Spock, most definitely. And yes, I had a crush on Bones! > > From TNG: Picard and Number One. LOL > > From DS9: Sisko … and Quark. Yes, Quark. But Sisko is number one. 🙂 > > From Voyager: Chakotay, maybe. I didn’t really watch Voyager all the much. Oh yeah, Tuvok definitely. > > and finally, from Enterprise: Archer (yes, I love Quantum!) and Dr. Phlox. One word: tongue 🙂 > > Will the above named please report to my quarters, at 4 hour intervals? 😃 \*\* I’ll send Quantum to you as soon as we’re finished. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stcilf-star-trek-characters-id-like-to-umm-flirt-with/177686.md?page=3)