# STDs the next day ? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 24, 2015, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031 "2015-07-24T06:20:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Profdriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71e660/32.png) [@Profdriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profdriver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/1 "2015-07-24T06:20:19Z")
I had unprotected sex with this girl last night and today I’ve had two chills and I’m tired do I have HIV? She said she wasn’t a hoe and got pissed when I asked if she had anything, she said she didn’t sleep around but loved sucking d\*\*k. What should I do? Serious replies only, not a troll thread ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/2 "2015-07-24T06:26:35Z")
Most infections take more than a few hours to manifest themselves, and HIV takes days to have any effects, so your chills are unlikely to be that. You might possibly have picked up one of the most common STDs (i.e., the common cold), but it can’t do any harm to go to an STD clinic and get yourself tested by people who know. [http://www.hivaware.org.uk/do-i-have-hiv/signs-and-symptoms](http://www.hivaware.org.uk/do-i-have-hiv/signs-and-symptoms) And carry your own protection in future. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/3 "2015-07-24T10:28:36Z")
You might have squeaked by with one chill, but two chills definitely rules out a military career. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/4 "2015-07-24T11:03:30Z")
Moving this one from General Questions to IMHO. **samclem** , moderator ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/5 "2015-07-24T12:42:19Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > …she said she didn’t sleep around but loved sucking d\*\*k. What should I do? Marry the girl, you fool. Quick, before someone else sweeps her up! ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/6 "2015-07-24T14:36:37Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Marry the girl, you fool. Quick, before someone else sweeps her up! +1 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/7 "2015-07-24T14:43:20Z")
Let me offer the wild and crazy suggestion that you go talk to a doctor. ---
**Author:** ![polar\_bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@polar\_bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/polar_bear)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/8 "2015-07-24T16:15:21Z")
Did you just have oral sex? Chances of any STD are minimal and don’t even think about HIV. If there was real intercourse the chances are still minimal (especiallyfor HIV), but if you caught anything else you’ll probably notice in a few. You really should google something like this, than you get actual experts or medical government agencies telling you all this. ---
**Author:** ![Profdriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71e660/32.png) [@Profdriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profdriver)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/9 "2015-07-25T07:22:41Z")
Bump ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/10 "2015-07-25T07:39:03Z")
A guy with a website and messageboard looked into this once. > **[What are the odds of getting AIDS from ordinary heterosexual sex?](https://www.straightdope.com/21342066/what-are-the-odds-of-getting-aids-from-ordinary-heterosexual-sex)** ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/11 "2015-07-25T15:01:10Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > Serious replies only Good luck with that. The first response was the best. Other possibilities are that your symptoms are psychosomatic, or that they’re coincidental (i.e. you’re coming down with something that has nothing to do with your sexual encounter). > [@grude](#): > > A guy with a website and messageboard looked into this once. > > [What are the odds of getting AIDS from ordinary heterosexual sex? - The Straight Dope](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/895/what-are-the-odds-of-getting-aids-from-ordinary-heterosexual-sex) [That column was updated years later](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2342/update-what-are-your-chances-of-getting-hiv) (but still, it’s been awhile). ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/12 "2015-07-25T15:04:25Z")
Stealth bragging thread? ---
**Author:** ![Learjeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/94ad74/32.png) [@Learjeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Learjeff)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/13 "2015-07-25T15:30:47Z")
It takes longer for even a cold or flu to develop. Most likely, that’s what you have, and you probably gave it to her. But yeah, see a doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Profdriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71e660/32.png) [@Profdriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profdriver)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/14 "2015-07-25T18:26:33Z")
Bump ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/15 "2015-07-25T19:13:23Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > Bump You could just tell us the answer you’re looking for and save everyone some time and energy. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/16 "2015-07-25T19:15:31Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > Bump You’ve got bumps also? Why didn’t you add that to the OP ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/17 "2015-07-25T19:24:15Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > You’ve got bumps also? Why didn’t you add that to the OP Two bumps, one per chill. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/18 "2015-07-25T20:01:53Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > You’ve got bumps also? Why didn’t you add that to the OP He’s over his hump, but got bumps from Pahrump? Wha…? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/19 "2015-07-25T20:09:22Z")
I think you have ague. Chronic ague. ---
**Author:** ![Profdriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71e660/32.png) [@Profdriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profdriver)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/20 "2015-07-25T21:30:29Z")
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