# Steak and BJ Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 9, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619 "2005-03-09T02:31:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jillyvn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Jillyvn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jillyvn)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/1 "2005-03-09T02:31:56Z")

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Finally, a holiday I can get behind:

[http://www.steakandbjday.com/](http://www.steakandbjday.com/)

Mark your calendars.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/2 "2005-03-09T02:41:12Z")

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Link doesn’t work for me.

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**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/3 "2005-03-09T03:11:14Z")

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It’s a good link, and pretty self-explanatory.

For anyone who can’t see it: March 14th is to be Steak & BJ Day, a male-equivalent to the female-oriented Valentine’s Day. (Don’t blame me; I’m just the messenger.)

So, **Rebekkah** , how _you_ doin’? 😉

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/4 "2005-03-09T03:13:39Z")

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Works for me.

So does the link. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jillyvn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Jillyvn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jillyvn)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/5 "2005-03-09T03:17:19Z")

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> [@StephenG](#):
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> So, **Rebekkah** , how _you_ doin’? 😉

LOL! I’m sure there a million women out there up for this holiday. I can’t be the only girl who hates Valentines day and all the glurgy nonsense that goes with it. Guys deserve a little recompense for years of bullshit.

I plan on celebrating whole-heartedly 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ass\_For\_A\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Ass\_For\_A\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ass_For_A_Hat)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/6 "2005-03-09T03:17:24Z")

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I’d like to express my opposition to this holiday in the strongest possible terms. I say that acceptance of this holiday only furthers the creeping tyranny that says one blowjob a year is sufficient. There are some out there (liberals, mainly) that feel one blowjob a year is enough. There are even some deluded souls that claim one is too many. As men, we must stand ever vigilant in these troubled times. We must stand up for what we know to be right…and true…and just. Blowjobs. Lots of them.

Did someone say steak? Steak sounds good. I’d like a steak.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/7 "2005-03-09T03:24:04Z")

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> [@Rebekkah](#):
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> Finally, a holiday I can get behind:

Behind? Are you sure you’re doing it right?

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/8 "2005-03-09T03:49:01Z")

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Card designs:

\*Because I love you  
once you’re fed  
you’re going to get  
some awesome head!

Happy Steak and BJ Day\*

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/9 "2005-03-09T03:57:55Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> Card designs:
> 
> \*Because I love you  
> once you’re fed  
> you’re going to get  
> some awesome head!
> 
> Happy Steak and BJ Day\*

Best post ever!

I think BJ’s should be given on every day that ends in a y. If guys “ate at the Y” those days too, there’d be no more war. Can’t we just give peace a chance?

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**Author:** ![Library\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@Library\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Library_Boy)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/10 "2005-03-09T05:45:24Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> Card designs:
> 
> \*Because I love you  
> once you’re fed  
> you’re going to get  
> some awesome head!
> 
> Happy Steak and BJ Day\*

_sniff_

Just beautiful.

Why can’t I ever find something as moving at Hallmark?

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/11 "2005-03-09T08:15:59Z")

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Great. Now I just gotta get me someone to love.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/12 "2005-03-09T12:55:12Z")

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Shouldn’t that be the “12 days of Steak and BJs?”

“On the 8th day of BJs, my true love gave to me…” The song would be a tad redundant but who cares?

A lot of guys really blow it on Valentines day. Now it’s the ladies turn!

So, Christmas has Santa Claus, Easter has the Easter Bunny, what would Steak and BJ day have? And what kind of seasonal merchandising would there be? Festive knee pads and kleenex?

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/13 "2005-03-09T13:19:26Z")

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What about us road warriors who fly out for work every week? I’ll be a thousand miles from home. My honey is pretty easy going about thing but I don’t know how she’s feel if I went to a stranger for a steak. 😉 We’ve already gotten used to rescheduling celebrations for when I’m home.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/14 "2005-03-09T13:36:47Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Shouldn’t that be the “12 days of Steak and BJs?”

We’re headed (hrmrhrm) in the right direction, but why stop there? I do declare that July is steak and BJ month. (I was sure to pick a 31 day month.)

Best. Holiday. EVAR.

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/15 "2005-03-09T13:39:17Z")

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Ah, crap. Another holiday that it stinks to be single on. No way I’m flexible enough to celebrate this one.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/16 "2005-03-09T13:50:06Z")

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Heck, might as well shoot for the stars and call it “Steak, BJ and Swallow Day”.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/17 "2005-03-09T15:29:21Z")

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_On the 14th day of this month  
my true love gave to me  
a blow job in a wet “T”_  
It’s a good thing when people get off for a holiday.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/18 "2005-03-09T17:03:37Z")

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> [@Rebekkah](#):
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> Finally, a holiday I can get behind:
> 
> [http://www.steakandbjday.com/](http://www.steakandbjday.com/)
> 
> Mark your calendars.

I think this proposed holiday just perpetuates a hateful stereotype of men. When I’m in a relationship, her feelings are important to me. I care about her as a person. I want intelectual and emotional interaction as well as physical.

Also, I’d rather trade in the steak for another bj.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/19 "2005-03-09T17:49:12Z")

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The steak should always be rare, the BJ’s not so much.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/20 "2005-03-09T17:59:17Z")

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> [@Doctor Jackson](#):
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> The steak should always be rare, the BJ’s not so much.

As long as the meat is pink.

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